Pinky has a small dick

"Hey everyone! he may think he's clever but did you know pinky has a tiny dick? that why he named that!" she shouted. Everyone stopped and stared. Pinky went bright red as some of them stared giggling.

"w-what?! n-not I don't I-i am a big boy!" he said, realising just too late that saying that didn't back up his claim at all.

"oh yeah? then whip it out prove it!" came a voice followed by cheers. Pinky knew he could not do that. He was tiny by all standards and no doubt whatever each person thought "small" was, they probably had an image bigger then the real thing. he sat down in a huff as everyone seemed to be enjoying a good laugh. No doubt the rumour of the kid with the pinky dick would follow him around on his first week. he shot his sister an evil glare.

"Hey? I warned you" she whispered with an evil smirk. Pinky slouched back in a sulk. His day was off to a bad start. At least with her mocking whisper he knew she didn't actually know she was spreading the truth and not a lie...he just hoped no one would find out it was actually true.