Pin her down.

You quickly slide in to push Athena’s legs upward, propping your back up against hers in a backslide pin. This one is a bit difficult to pull off, but if you want to really prove yourself against the Goddesses, you’ll need to go for broke.

Athena struggles fiercely and manages to keep one of her shoulders up for a few seconds, during which the announcer analyzes your play: “We’ll see how well this works. John could’ve gone for a cover, but it looks like he’s trying to show off his wrestling chops instead—and something of Athena’s as well.”

This last part is said with a tinge of amusement, and you realize that though you can’t see it from your odd position, Athena’s firm, perky ass must be sticking right up in the air.

You’re welcome, audience.

As the thought passes through your mind, you finally manage to **** both of your opponent’s shoulders to the mat. The ref slides in and starts the count, but Athena’s bringing every ounce of strength to bear to try to break free...