Pilfering from the Penguin

"So what do you see, lover?" Selina asked as Felicia surveyed the Gotham docks through a pair of binoculars.

"Looks like a typical job. Seems like your Penguin friend hired the same boring disposable thugs that every crime boss hires at some point."

Selina let out a small chuckle. "Heh. You'd think Cobblepot would've learned by now..."

Felicia handed Selina the binoculars so she could survey the scene for herself. "So, since Gotham's your scene, I'll let you take the lead..."

"Mmmmm... like you let me take the lead this afternoon?" Selina playfully teased.

"Ha! I guess you could say that. Though I'd prefer not to be tied up by these guys. Something tells me it wouldn't be as fun as when you do it."

Selina smirked, thinking back on the day she'd just spent with Felicia -- she couldn't think of a better way to pass the time. "Honey, I can guarantee that," she purred, snaking her hand to Felicia's left buttock and giving it a squeeze through the white-haired thief's skin -tight catsuit. "As for the plan, this is something I'm sure you've done a hundred times before. I've got a truck near Penguin's warehouse -- we go in, take out his thugs and clean out as much as we can carry. His stuff here should sell quickly on the black market -- with my connections there, we'll get our money within a week. Of course, anything that's really pretty we keep for ourselves."

"Sounds like an easy enough job. And afterwards, well, you said something about something you enjoy doing with the handcuffs and an ice cube?" Felicia asked coyly."

"Trust me, you're gonna love it," Selina said with a smug grin.

Indeed, the job was every bit as straightforward as Selina had said; the pair stealthily took out the hired guards, snatched the most valuable items they could carry, and loaded up the truck Selina had hired. After the truck had driven off to offload the stolen goods to Selina's black market fences, Felicia turned to Selina, pinned her to the wall and the pair celebrated a successful heist with a deep kiss.

Selina looked in Felicia's eyes and smiled. She'd never really liked thieving with a partner before, but she and Felicia were so in sync -- both when it came to thievery and in the bedroom... rules do have exceptions, Selina thought to herself. "Come on, lover. Let's head home and--"

"Catwoman. Been a while, huh? I'd heard you'd been working with a partner lately."

Selina and Felicia turned and looked at the masked redhead. Felicia adopted a defensive stance, but Selina placed a hand on her shoulder and smiled mischievously, signalling to Felicia that she could relax.

"Batgirl... and here I thought this heist was going to be boring."