Pervy midget's

A bright flash of light, and the sound of sea gulls can be heard as you and Rukia head through the strange door. "Seagulls?" You raise a hand to shield your eyes and the sight before you almost LITERALY floors you. A HUGE expanse of pristine white sand and gentle rolling waves, Palm tree's lining the beach along with bright green fruit bearing plants.

"Wow! John-kun, you have your own BEACH!?" You stand in place blinking owlishly. "I guess I do..." "John-san! John-san!" You and Rukia turn to the source of the strange but familiar sounding squeeky voice. A pitite young girl with short black hair and large grey eyes wearing what seems to be a light blue one piece bathing suit runs up towards the two of you waveing happly.

"Hanataro-chan! What's going on?" She skids to a halt before you, and after catching her breath, hands you and Rukia a pair of bags. "HI John-san! Happy-birthday!" You chuckle slightly at her exuberance while Rukia peeks into the bag. "Hurry up and change John-san! The party's starting soon!" You tussle her hair gently. "Ok ok, but what party? and for thet matter, where the HECK did this beach come from!?"

She giggles cutely at the touch of your hand. "We're haveing a beach party John-san! The house spirit made a special beach for all of us to use when ever we want, is'nt that great!?" Rukia looks to you in confusion. "John-kun, what is she talking about? Why would you need a special beach?" You huff slightly.

"Most likely Hanataro-chan is talking about the more...water phobic residants of this house, like Alucard-hime and the other vampires. As to the house spiri-" The notion of Vampire's finaly clicks to Rukia as she squeels in fear. "VAMPIRES!? You have VAMPIRES in your house?!?" You leer at Rukia. "Rukia-chan...you met them before, remember Seras, or Rip?"

Rukia blinks owlishly at you. "Oh yeah, I forgot about that." You pinch the bridge of your nose in frustration as Rukia giggles slightly. Turning to the slightly confused Hanataro, you smile. "Ok Hanataro-chan, where can we change?" She hops in place happly. "Follow ME John-san! I'll show you the way!"

As Hanataro runs off, Rukia looks to you in confusion. "Is it me, or is she reeeally happy to be the one to show you around." You chuckle softly. "I dont mind, I'm just happy she's not scared of me anymore." Catching up to Hanataro, you find yourself infront of a small wooden building, one side has the universal sign for men, the other woman.

Walking out to the beach in a pair of bagy grey sorts and a pair of flip-flops, you spy Rukia in a rather reviealing two piece the same shade as her eyes. "So girls, how do I look?" Hanataro and Rukia both have a slightly pervy look as they ogle you blatantlly. "S-So big...." "So Muscley..." You snap your fingers to get their attantion. "AH! J-John-kun! When did you get here?"

You roll your eyes at the sillyness of the two girls. "Erm...Hanataro-chan, you got a little.." You make a swiping motion under your nose. Hanataro copys you, and after seeing the small trickle of blood now smeared on her dainty fingers gives a squeek of suprise. "Come on you two, lets find the others."