Percy begins to believe

“God, what the heck are we doing?” Percy groans as he pushes the giant tit up the final step.

“Thanks boys” the tit of a mother said, “I’ll leave two to it then. Don’t forget, jack, since your father’s gonna be at work late you’ll be on milking duty”.

Percy looked over, completely speechless, while Jack simply rolls his eyes. “yeah yeah, whatever you say mum” he said.

“Oh wait! I almost forgot!” Percy went back down stairs to fetch Mrs. Balmer. He carefully picked up the dolled woman, bought her upstairs and stood her up on the kitchen table next to jacks mum.

“Ah, Judy! What’ve you’ve been up to?” Jacks tit mum asked, the doll faceplants into the table and remains silent for a minute, “really? Why didn’t you tell me you were going, I would’ve came along with you!”.

The two boys look over completely confused, for their own reasons, before shutting the door and going back downstairs. Suffice to say, Percy definitely believes the dictaphone app works.