Peach Bomb!

Countless soldiers watched Bowser! Searching for orders, or simply waiting to see how he'd respond to this brazen attack. And even more eyes were locked on the beautiful princess, showcasing a level of boldness that few thought possible!

And Bowser, well... He didn't know what to do.

Bowser was ruthless. Merciless. He conquered kingdoms, burned homes, subjugated innocents and dominated the go-kart track. He'd kidnapped Peach countless times... But when had he actually HURT her?

If he wanted to eliminate Peach, god knows he'd had plenty of opportunity! But he'd never laid a claw on her. Maybe she was at her most valuable as a prisoner. There were always rumors that he loved her, in some strange, probably unhealthy way...

Regardless, he was prepared to fight a portly plumber! Not his own prisoner! But she didn't need to know that.

"Princess..." Bowser snarled. Flashing his teeth and stomping his foot forward. "Get back to your cell, before we both regret--"

"No!" The blonde snapped, stomping her own foot rather cutely, though it was enough to make him freeze. She stomped her way toward him, tits bouncing, with previously unseen fire in her baby blue eyes.

"Do I look like a helpless princess to you?" She poked his finger again his chest, causing him to back up. "Do you see a crown, or a dress, or a hero to rescue me?"

"I--" Bowser began, but his words caught. How could she be intimidating like this?! He kept stepping backwards as Peach matched forward.

"My hair is a mess. I'm tired. I'm dirty. I'm naked. I'm anything but a princess right now." As Bowser backed against the far balcony, Peach placed her hands on her hips. "I'm Peach, and I'm sick of you, you dirty old turtle!"

Princess-- Or Peach, rather-- Didn't wait for another response, or for him to find his resolve. With a little warrior cry, she leapt up... And delivered her signature hip bash right into the King's face! Her ass cheek colliding with his face, knocking him back--

And right over the balcony, to the ground below!

Peach stood out over the fiery kingdom, feeling the warm air whipping at her bare naked body. Behind her, guards and lackeys scrambled without direction, and finally...

Peach slumped against the railing. "Huh. That was a lot easier than Mario makes it look!"