Pay an admirer a visit.

"Oh, I've got an idea!" Laura said, grinning wickedly as Chris writhed at her feet. "Come on!"

Kate realized that Laura was counting on her blind faith, so she pretended to supply it. She dutifully followed her officemate to her car.

"There's this kid next door," Laura said as she put her sedan into gear.

*Yeah?" Kate asked, genuinely intrigued.

"Little perv jerks off to me constantly. I can tell because he always sits there waiting to catch a glimpse of me beforehand."

"Uh huh." Kate was fascinated by this unexpected turn.

"The thing is, I've seen his house. That window is high up in his shower. He must have a stepladder in there, because it's really high. Anyway, the poor guy will spend thirty minutes perched up on there in the bathtub, presumably mastur-"

"You didn't," Laura interrupted. "Tell me you didn't-"

"He's, like, in college!" Kate said defensively. "He's a junior! He's just... I don't know. It was, mmm... it was nice. You know, James has hardly touched me since..."

An awkward pause. "I just felt... sexy. You know?"

"So you stripped for him?" Kate asked.

"No! Of course not! I mean, I just didn't always, you know, remember to close the blinds. And I maybe winked once or twice."

Kate laughed. "I think I'm the only person who sees how fucked-up that is."

"See?" Laura said. "It's like I said earlier! You keep pretending that you find things strange!"

Kate was starting to get a headache. She decided to play along. "You're right. This is all normal."

They pulled up to Laura's house and Laura put a hand on Kate's arm in excitement. "He's home!"

She gestured to the dented car in the neighbor's driveway. Kate hasn't seen this model in years. "Come on, let's get all dressed up sexy for him and see what he says!"

Where on earth was this coming from? Kate was starting to rethink her policy of playing along. She didn't want to break her officemate's brain, but she also didn't want to act sexy for somebody she'd never met.

"Where am I gonna get sexy clothes?" she objected. "Yours won't fit me."

Laura frowned. "Good question. I guess I'll dress sexy and we'll both act sexy."

An image of Laura in a skimpy negligee flashed through Kate's mind and she nodded. "That sounds good to me."

They made their way to the bedroom where Laura pulled a few outfits out of the closet and asked Kate's opinion. Kate advised her to wear a blue matching bra-and-panty set that emphasized her considerable curves. As Laura casually removed her business-casual outfit, she chuckled.

"Would you believe me if I told you I was doing something inappropriate right now?" she asked Kate, standing fully nude with her arms akimbo.

"Really?" Kate feigned. "That's crazy. Is it that you asked my advice on outfits?" As she spoke, she walked casually over to Laura. When she reached the other woman, she reached out to play with her officemate's clit. Laura gasped.

"Whoa! Oh man, that's good... no, it's that I'm naked. You really don't see anything weird about- ah!"

Laura had slipped a thumb inside her and was circling her g-spot. "You know," she said innocently. "I really don't. Should I try doing something weird?"

"I'm surprised you haven't already," Kate panted. "This seems like a perfect opportunity. Oof, that's a little too rough..."

Laura pulled her finger out of Kate's slit and shoved it crudely into her mouth. Kate sucked on it for a moment, then made a face.

"Ew," she said when Laura retracted her digit. "I'm not one of those girls who likes her own taste. Speaking of which, should we go give Ryan a taste?"