Patricia, my secretary

"Morning Mr. Thomas," a black-haired 5'9" beauty greeted me.

"Well, what did I say Patty about addressing me outside the office?" I said with a grin. "Please come in."

"Ahhh.. yes Michael," she replied as she entered the room. I couldn't help but notice her long legs and high-heeled shoes.

"Mike will do," I said lightly. "What brings you here?" I asked offering a seat.

"Ms. Chavez sent me." Chavez is the VP for operations. "She said you couldn't be reached on your cell phone. She says something important has come up."

I stared at her with a questioning look and noticed she had left the upper part of her blouse unbuttoned, revealing some deep cleavage. "And what does she want me to do?"

"Cut your vacation short."

"The hell!" I said standing up and pacing about angrily. "I haven't had a vacation in months and now she's cutting this off!"

Patty quickly stood up and started to place a comforting arm around my shoulder, but I didn't see she was behind me when in my sudden turn, I hit my elbow smack on her right breast.

She yelped in surprise and pain.