Part 2 or 3

"Has it been three months already, Cerebia?"

"Yes."

"Might as well do part 2, or is it 3? Are we counting Monica and Jess' read?"

READING IN PROGRESS

"How many weddings are there gonna be, Cerebia? Zeebop needs some new material."

"But what about Lois becoming pregnant with Blaze?"

"That's just weird. Does this mean Lois has to raise Blaze? It is gonna be awkward when Blaze is a teenager and her mom has to explain they were once lovers."

"It sucks donkey balls that the branch ended here."

"Reincarnating through Lois' womb seems to be a new thing. The missing women also do the same thing. On another branch, Lois gives birth to a tentacle monster. Er... does that seem racist to you, Cerebia?"

"Yes, Zeebop shows me that he is very ignorant of serious problems tentacle monsters face. In real life, tentacles monsters are more likely to be the VICTIMS of sexual ****. This is very racist. Also, not all tentacles monsters are named Yog-Sothoth, ya know. I am very uncomfortable with this."

"But is Yog-Sothoth supposed to be those missing women or not? I can't follow this. Why would Superman trust Blaze to run an asylum? There is a lot of Lovecraftian stuff going on in this story. If Lois just gave birth to Cthulhu and Cthulhu instantly fucks Lois the moment it is born, does that count as underage sex? Is Lois a pedophile now?"

like Captain Hook trying to penetrate Tinkerbell.

"That is not an image I want in my head, Cerebia."

"You know," Lois said. "The more people tell me that I can survive this, the less I feel like...Great Caesar's ghost!"

"Nope, Caesar's Ghost still feels too weird a thing to say. Also, do we need this many paths where Lois marries Blaze, it gets boring after a while. And how much gratuitous pregnant sex do you need? Switch it up a bit. Have Lois fuck Blaze in the ass with her cock and get her pregnant or marry someone other than Blaze. Give us something new."

"Blaze says that there are other paths. We just don't seem to be having much luck finding them. And he did have Blaze reincarnate as Lois' kid."

"Oh please, Cerebia, she's not even given birth to Blaze yet."

"You would think it would be an obvious branch to continue from."

"Are the epilogues even epilogues? They feel more like the a continuation. I know it seems weird that I'm telling Zeebop how to do his job when his story in is the top ten but maybe he should just focus on one branch at a time, especially if they're gonna be so similar to each other. I kinda think a lot of them could have been merged together."

"And we're onto our seventh Gratuitous Pregnant Sex. Okay, I see your point about Zeebop needing new material. At least he switches it up by having Lois belt spanked in the stocks."

"...Superman says goodbye to Earth today, saying he needs to 'find himself' out in space, and promises to return after visiting the ruins of his home planet of Krypton. He assured Metropolis that the city would still be protected by a new generation of heroes..."

"Zeebop better not be thinking of adapting Superman Returns, that movie sucked."

"How has nobody figured out he's Clark Kent, Cora?"

"Most things that may it seem obvious in fiction can be chalked up to coincidence in real life. Lots of people are never in the same place as Superman. Blaze being around Mary Marvel must be very awkward for her."

"What is Boba Tea, anyway? That some kinda Star Wars brand of tea?"

"Why does the Justice League trust Blaze?"

"Well, Wonder Woman thinks she should be arrested and John Stewart suggests a probationary period."

"Hawkman and Aquaman are surprisingly naive."

"I like the idea of Blaze being on the Suicide Squad."

"I am surprised that Harley Quinn isn't into tentacle porn. I thought it'd be right up her street."

Blaze blinked. "I can't ****. I've got a girlfriend."

"Yeah, you can't **** someone if you've got a girlfriend, that would be cheating, Cora."

"Doesn't slicing the tentacle penis violate the excessive **** rule?"

"What is Black Lightning doing there, anyway? Did he just stand there during the fight?"

"The Suicide Squad are all morons. Fooling around with a senator's daughter, giving Harley a dick, circumcising her with was what probably a katana, burning down a bar while trying to cauterise the wound with what was probably fire..."

"They were morons in the DCEU movies. Remember when they slaughtered an entire camp that turned out to be on their side."

"And Waller considers this a successful mission? I get that she is supposed to be ruthless but this version of her sounds more like an idiot."

"Also true of her in the DCEU. The entire first film happened because she was a moron."

"Probably stealing a sheep," Bane croaked. "Or shagging it."

"He does mean a sheep girl, right, Cerebia?"

"I don't think he does. Black Lightning makes another appearance but we have no context to why he's here."

"A group of American sex tourists picked the wrong destination," the black woman threw faces up on the screen. "Including the adult children of a former U. S. president.

"They're adult children, Cora? This seems like a contradiction. Which is it?"

"I doubt Zeebop would involve underage characters so I'm leaning towards the former. I still think cutting people's genital parts violates the rules."

"So like, I open my eyes and one of her venus flytrap things is sucking my dick!" Harley said as she reloaded. "I didn't even know they could do that!"

"Are plants animals, Cora? Is Zeebop violating the **** rule?"

"Well, unlike the tentacle and Darkseid clone castrations, this is only mentioned so I think Zeebop is safe there."

"Zeebop really wishes he could write stories about castration, doesn't he?"

"He even seemed to imply that Blaze ripped a guy's dick off. This story is getting surprisingly ****."

"A fraction of the Guild of Assassins has broken off and set up operations in Newark, New Jersey,"

"It's League of Assassins! Or League of Shadows if you don't like the word 'assassin'."

"That's what you take issue with, Cora? Captain Boomerang does have a point about skull fucking. There's a perfectly good eyehole. Fuck that! How is that weird?! And the Cock's leader is an asian with a huge cock? Shouldn't his cock be tiny?"

"Why?"

"He's asian."

"And you call Marcie and Gina racist? In fact, didn't you call Zeebop a racist? Anyways, Zeebop implies another castration. What the hell happened to him?"

"Why he is now obsessed with ripping people's dicks off?"

"A mole in the Squad Suicide releases deep fake images of them on pornsites. Wait, someone infiltrated a government organisation for that?"

"I like the King Shark banging things on alternate Earths."

"Wait, did we find a shark path before Marcie and Gina?"

"Gina's gonna be mad about that."

Your mission is to **** Karen Lee White and assure the entity inside her womb is terminated."
Waller paused. "I don't know about you...but I don't want my child to grow up in a world filled with that kind of monstrous hate."

"Isn't it hypocritical if you're gonna **** a child, Cerebia?"

"The name ain't exactly subtle."

"Zeebop doesn't seem to know what a Karen is. It's not a race thing, just an obnoxious entitled woman demanding beyond the scope of what is reasonable."

"I suspect Zeebop might have been trying to virtue signal after making demons from hell a metaphor for black people."

Far better to think some monstrous creature was in that womb, rather than the illegitimate offspring of a former president who should have known better where to wet his dick than some crazy white supremacist Satanist.

"Oh, that explains it."

"But, Cora, why does Black Lightning keep appearing without any context?"

"Does Harley really need Katana to cut the cord? Wouldn't a doctor be able to do that?"

"Did they forget what happened last time?"

"Who's Encantadora? Is she Enchantress with a different name? Why did Amanda Waller bang a minotaur? Not even her DCEU counterpart was that stupid."

"Why would anyone agree to having their tits cut off?"

"I think it might be something that is actually **** on the Amazons. You know, this Suicide Squad epilogue should probably have been a separate story. It feels almost entirely unconnected to the main plot. So, did you masturbate?"

"The castrations made that impossible. I feel... disillusioned."

"I don't think I would have been able to even without the castrating."