Park Ranger

She cracked the door and panicked. It was a park ranger pulling up and parking. Denise was really scared now. She rushed to the furthest stall and stood on the toilet, praying he didn't come in.

She held her breath and listened as she heard footsteps walking closer to the door. She was panting and starting to hyperventilate when the door opened. Denise held her breath and listened as the ranger stepped into the stall next to her. She looked down at the floor and watched his shadow as the ranger dropped his pants and sat down.

For the next ten minutes, she stood on the toilet while the ranger took a shit and talked on the phone. Finally, she heard him say, "Okay Bill, I'm locking it up now and I'll be back at the station in a few."