You look down to your class schedule and see it the dreaded parenting class. You walk in and you see that this clas is mostly couples. You find an empty seat and sit down and wait for the teacher to come in.
“Good morning class. I’m Mrs. Johnson and I’ll be your parenting class teacher.” She said
She went over the class roster to see who all was here and who as absent. “Well some of you may know this already but the majority of this class is a partner effort. I see we have a bunch of couples in the class so I will let you pair up by yourself and when you have a partner come up and let me know.” She said
Most all the couples went up to here desk immediately. There were maybe 6 of us left sitting four guys and 2 girls. Just then it clicked in your head that one group was going to be a male and male group so you get up and move quickly. By the time you get over to the 2 girls it was to late they had already grabbed two of the guys and were heading up front. You just turn around and head back to your desk.
“Alright that seems like everyone accept John and Frank. So I guess you 2 will have to be partners now which one will be the mom and which one will be the dad. You try and speak up so you aren’t the mom, but before you can say anything frank spoke up. “he’s the chick and I’m the dude.” He said
“Fuck” you think to yourself
“Okay now that we have the partner please get up and sit next to your partner if you are already not next to them.” Mrs. Johnson said
You get up and move over the Franks table. Mrs. Johnson then went on about how the class would work. The first couple weeks would be about pregnancy and then child birth then taking care of a baby. So you having to be the mother means that you have to learn about all this stuff with the girls while frank kicked it with all the guys,
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