Paper

Knowing that choosing paper worked out well for you in the first round, and after you scared her in the last round where your sister chose scissors, you feel pretty confident that she will go for rock this time.

So you choose paper.

Your careful and strategic planning has done you no favors, however. Kathy plays scissors again and you can feel your heart sink as you imagine those scissors ripping through you like paper.

With your mouth gaping wide open as you take it all in, your little sister laughs giddily at the results of this round and jumps all around you in a circle.

Suddenly, you feel Kathy begin to spread your legs from behind and then without warning you feel her warm hand wrap around your already sensitive balls and begin to squeeze and pull backwards.

You scream out in pain and yell out in protest as your little sister digs her fingers into your nutmeat, “Noooo!!! Let go of my balls! We had a deal!”

“We never agreed against ball squeezing. We only agreed that the loser would get busted, but I never said exactly how! Hahaha!” Tears begin to form in your eyes as the miserable pain continues and you begin to realize she’s right!

You try to fall to the ground to end this horribly painful game, but your younger sibling’s tight and firm grasp prevents you from falling. “Please!” you beg her, “I give up! The game’s over and you win! Let me go!”

“Tsk tsk tsk!” your sister replies, “we only agreed that the game ends when one of us is on the ground for more than 60 seconds; we’re not playing best 2 out of 3 here. Hahaha!”

Again, she was right. And again, the game was designed to keep you in ball pain and keep her winning the game. The only way to lose is to make it to the ground and stay there for 60 seconds.