Pants

I opened up my wardrobe to pick an outfit for the day, only to be startled by what I was seeing. My wardrobe was looking very pink inside.

I had no idea what was going on right now but as I looked closer it started to become apparent to me. Everywhere there should have been a pair of pants, there was now one of three things.

• A skirt
• A little pair of booty shorts
• A pair of leggings

And most of them were pink, and the ones that weren’t pink, still looked extremely girly and feminine.
I had no idea what was going on, but I did know that only one person could be behind this.

“AAAADDDDAAAAAMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!”

“Hey what’s up Jonah, hey you look cuter than usual today - did you shave, aaaww it suits you bro, you should do that more often! Anyway what’s going on - you called out for me so loud I think the neighbours three doors down could hear you”

I was fuming. How could he be so nonchalant about all this, I don’t even know why he did it - let alone how he thinks he can so casually get away with it. I look him straight in the eyes and ask “can you please explain what the hell happened to all my pants and what all this stuff is, and then get rid of them!”

Adam looks back with a smile. “Oh that, yeah sure I can explain that - you see you were banging on about me not helping out around here and acting like a pathetic little bitch about it, so I thought seeing as you wanted to act like a little sissy boy all the time, I’d help you look the part and so I got you these last night. Hope you enjoy them I am sure they’ll really suit you, I chose them all just for you, anyway have fun I gotta bounce and head to the gym so see you later - oh and don’t stress I’ll get rid of all those ugly pants for you this morning just like you asked, you won’t need to worry about them filling up your wardrobe anymore, bye Jonah”.

And just like that Adam left the apartment and I was left standing there gobsmacked, confused and with no idea what to do. My pants are all gone, I can’t afford any new ones right now and I sure can’t get away with wearing any of this stuff without drawing unwanted attention to myself. What on earth am I going to do!?