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Chapter 9 by MidbossMan MidbossMan

In the end...

Palutena loses the match to Kirby and Dedede

Metaknight couldn't fight the two on his own; with Palutena shuffling around, covering her front bottom half with just her rod and trying to dodge any more wind, Gordos, spears, leaves, or whatever else might want to humiliate her further, she was functionally useless. It was with a grumpy "hmph" that her partner left her. "Heeey, uh, wait! How do you feel about flying kind of... low and in front of me as I make my way back to heaven? No? I-I was just joking," she laughed, watching her ally fly off without her. "Shoot... I guess it was sort of my strategy that messed us up here. I'll have to apologize to him some time."

She looked across the field, where Kirby was blissfully snacking on apples and Dedede was eating a cupcake that somehow managed to be almost as large as he was. They looked annoyingly aloof. The one saving grace was that this time, no one important was around to see her butt. Plus, as far as she knew, there was no other omniscient person watching this... That "privilege" belonged to her as a Goddess.

Just then, angels swarmed from the heavens. That is, it appeared to be a Pit vs. Dark Pit match starting next. She spotted Dark Pit first, turning with a quivering frown and tears in her eyes to cover her front with her staff, then Pit on the other side. She ended up standing with one side to each of them, putting on a shaky smile while her staff rattled in front of her, held by shaky hands. From this angle, both Pits got a view of the overly erotic curve of her hips, as well as a full view of her legs. She closed her eyes, trying to think up some excuse to explain her indignation this time.

"I think I'm getting now why they put Palutena in and not Veridi. It's the ass, right?" Dark Pit remarked, raising both hands behind his head and trying to look cool, as though he wasn't staring.

"Yes. No! Nope. That's not why at all," Pit defended, poorly. "I can't see her butt at all, actually. I'm pretty sure it's completely hidden by this angle where I'm standing." He seemed to take that as absolution to stare as much as he wanted.

Palutena's wings folded out, hiding both sides, as her embarrassed, fake smile spread further across her face. "There's no place in heaven for heretics who don't respect their Goddeeeess!" she complained one more time, covering her face with her hands as she jetted off. Both of them watched her glorious, holy ass again as she left.

"This is beginning to become a routine, and I gotta say, it's-" Pit remarked casually, before getting smashed by Dark Pit's oversized gauntlet and knocked sideways off the stage.

Outfit count: 6/8

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