Palutena fails to stop the Gordo

Tis but human to err. That statement applied to humans, but increasingly, to Goddesses as well, as the divine one failed to put her reflector up in time. Feasibly, she could have been smashed back into Brawl by that super-charged Gordo, or dashed to nasty bits if this was a worse kind of game. Instead, the predictable, but not the unwelcome happened: the Gordo bounced by, nabbing only the majority of her dress with its spikes as it did. It continued its high speed ping-pong trajectory until it had vanished off the side of the stage.

Palutena's face became as pink as her lost dress, as she was left in her bra and panties; for this fight, she'd come in a cute pink set, with little red ribbons on the side and a white, embroidered angel near the upper-front side. Many a potential boyfriend would love to see Palutena in this Valentine's Day appropriate getup... and here it was, wasted on the world's biggest penguin. "Okay, what?! Piiit! What was the point of that training?!" she complained, raising her hands to the sky and shaking her scepter.

Silently, her ally floated down from the sky, being between stocks. With a cool gesture, he passed her the cape from his shoulders. It wasn't much... in fact, it was so short that her belly button was still showing when she wrapped it around herself. Still, it was a lovely gesture. "Metaknight... You're quite the gentleman," Palutena sighed with a big smile, rubbing her spherical, blue ally's head with a gentle touch. He crossed his hands again, trying not to look pleased that his chivalry had been appreciated.

Another Gordo bounced by just then, ripping off Palutena's panties as it went. Scrambling, she released a girlish cry and grabbed Metaknight's mask off of his face, using it to cover her lower body. It was... questionably effective. After all, it had a big, V shaped slit in it... "You pervy penguin! You knew if you didn't move you were going to get the same trajectory again, didn't you?!" she accused him.

Metaknight was all for being a gentleman with his cape, but he was as embarrassed without his mask as she was without the panties. Frantically, he placed his hands back on the mask, starting a tug-of-war.

"N-No, no, I need this! Sorry but I need this a lot more than you!" Palutena protested, pulling back hard. "You have a... cute faaaace... don't woooorryyyy!" Kirby and Dedede both watched the tug of war with some confusion, munching snacks as they did. The sun began to set over Dreamland...