Painful with the Queen getting you into a chokehold.

When you awoke the next morning, you didn't expect much. You expected to get up, take a bath, get something to eat, and then get to work on your latest project. Yet, when you opened your eyes, you were treated with a foreign room, yet at the same time... it was oddly familiar. As your mind, still fully unaware of what was happening around you, was not able to put the pieces together in your mind about where you had seen this room before.

It was at the tip of your tongue, but for the life of you, you couldn't instantly place it even as you tried to sit up from the unfamiliar bed that you lied in. Yet when you did, you felt the weight of something or, more appropriately, someone hold you down. When you first awoke, you felt a heavyweight on your right side. You at first assumed it was just your body not being fully awake at first, but now with a glance, you were proven very wrong.

For when you looked down, you instantly spotted a pure tar-black feminine arm wrapped around your chest in a tight embrace. Following the limb, you were treated with the sight of a woman that instantly looked familiar. And what a woman she was, with a tight curvy hourglass body, with shapely hips and a bubble-shaped ass that looked like you could bounce a quarter off it with how tight it looked. An as your eyes continued upwards. You could see and feel pressing up against your arm, the woman's full and firm, DD-cup breasts. As she hugged your form tightly, pressing her own body up against yours as your eyes continued upwards.

An in doing so, you made a mental note of the beautiful woman's clothing, as she was dressed simply in a purple tank top and a pair of purple short shorts. That hugged her form tightly and complemented well with her deep Tar black skin that just seemed to absorb the light around it.

Yet, what do your eyes the most what is the woman’s face and hair. Despite her heart-shaped face, strong cheekbones, an elegantly sharp nose, and long, almost waist-length hair. She was anything but human, as, despite her regal facial features, she lacked several other key features. Namely and perhaps most notably, a mouth, as it only took a glance to easily see that the woman curled up next to you indeed lacked any visible form of lips or mouth.

Yet, it was not just here with these lacking features ended. As the woman also lacked a set of nostrils, despite having what was obviously a nose. Not only this, but she also lacked ears or any form of visible equivalent.

Adding to this oddity was the woman’s pure white hair, which reached all the way down around her waist. Which, when combined with her tar black skin and a violet facial tattoo that went from cheek to cheek and crossed over the bridge of her nose, created an exotic form of sex appeal that few in your mind could ever hope to match.

However, it seems your act of trying to sit up has awakened the woman that laid next to you. As you can see, her sharp but oh so alluring eyes flutter open. Revealing her purple eyes to the world as she blinked once or twice before reality set in for the beauty as her purple eyes soon stared into your own set of Carmel brown for a few seconds. As she, just like you, drank in her new surroundings and, more importantly, you as you sat still in this quiet moment of awkwardness...

Till... the grip on your arm suddenly became rather painful, and you were suddenly thrown for a loop. Metaphorically and quite literally as the woman, using your arm for leverage, quickly twisted you onto your front and twisted your arm into a tight vise of a hold. And before you could even yelp out a response, she quickly wrapped a surprisingly strong arm around your neck. Before putting her knee to the small of your back, putting you into a rather painful chokehold. As both your arm and your spine screamed in pain, as her hold only tightened with only your one free arm preventing the woman from strangling you as you struggled to try and throw her off. In the middle of this, you could hear the woman whisper demands into your ear as you struggled.

"Who are you!? Where is this place!? Tell me now, or I will-!" The woman hissed into your ear as she tightened her hold on you in an attempt to stop you from struggling. Sadly though, your frame was much larger than that of her own curvaceous one, and with a bounce of your hips, a jab of your elbow, and a twist of your torso. You quickly rolled your frame over and made your captor loosen her hold enough to roll her off of your back and onto the floor. Before quickly rolling off to the other side of the now messy bed and hit the carpeted floor.

Yet, when you quickly scrambled to stand to put some distance between yourself and the lunatic that just put you into a chokehold. You and the woman suddenly freeze in place on the opposite side of the bed, with each of you being covered in a shell of pale blue light, that while not harmful, was cold to the touch and tingled at the skin. As both of you stood frozen in place, a new sense of panic filled the both of you, as you could see the tar-skinned woman's eyes widen with panic at the sudden lack of control of her own body.

However, before either of you could ponder what exactly could have caused this, what could only be described as a holographic screen suddenly appeared at the foot of the bed displaying a heart with a set of wings attached to it, with church bells ringing on either side on a plain white background. Confused, you used what small control you had over your eyes to see that the holographic screen was being projected from the ceiling of the room from what looked like a small projector the size of a softball. Next to this projector were a set of small speakers built into the ceiling, from which a suddenly far more cheerful and undeniably cheesy voice of an announcer spoke forth. Honestly, the only thing you had to compare it to would be that of a game show host announcing the grand prize to a set of winners.

"Congratulations, Queen Tyr'ahnee Pharos and Oscar Knox! We here at Cupid's Wishes would like to thank you both for using our services to find the "one" in your lives!" The voice cheerfully began, with the handiness within its voice having no end. Yet, it was what the voice said that caught your attention, as you now stared across the bed to see the rather shocked eyes of your new apparent wife. As your mind filled with instant recognition at both the name and now the woman's appearance as you stared at a woman that a few moments ago was only fiction within your mind.

"We hope you enjoy your new lives together and enjoy the new amenities of the new home we have graciously gifted to you two! As well as the optimized bodies we've given you! Now we're sure you want to go ahead and start your honeymoon and see the sights and sounds of the multi-verse!" The voice cheerily continued, brushing over the fact that it had modified and enhanced your body. You knew when you woke up that you had felt better than you ever felt before, but to actually learn that you had been modified by an unknown party is rather concerning. Not only this was the apparent confirmation of the multi-verse theory, which brought a whole new can of problems to the forefront. Yet before you could even begin to ponder these possibilities, what the voice said next made your heart freeze in place.

"But to do that, you must first make the marriage official with a dance underneath the sheets! Once that is done, you can traverse the multi-verse to your heart's desire!" Now that little tidbit of information made your eyes really go wide, as well as the Queens. As with a quick look, you could see her eyes widen as a surprisingly red blush came across her cheeks as the voice continued with its speech with a tidbit that made your blood suddenly run cold.

"And remember you are now bound in holy matrimony for good and for ill, For life and for ****! So take care of each other, else you both will meet and suffer a quick meeting with the reaper!" The announcer chirped out rather quickly, not even attempting to hide what was obviously a **** threat. Causing you to pale slightly along with Tyr'ahnee's as the two of you stared at the screen, with wide eyes filled with concern as you both gulped slightly.

"But enough with the doom and gloom, it's a time to think about life! So enjoy your new life together, you cute couple! And if you have any questions, consult your travel manual; it is next to your complimentary wedding gifts from us here at Cupids Wishes!" The voice finished before the Hologram screen suddenly shut off and leaving both you and the queen in silence. As after a few moments, the blue field that held the two of you still suddenly shut off. Leaving the two of you standing still in awkward silence as the both of you drank in the knowledge.

Personally, you had no idea how to feel about this. A part of you wanted to feel some form of indignant rage for essentially being **** into a marriage that you personally did not want. Another part of you felt a form of absolute shock at the many different revelations that would lead before you. Finally, there was the feeling of trepidation is you weren't exactly sure where to go or what to do next.

With a glance across the bed, you could easily see that you were not the only one who was filled with a variety of different emotions as despite hiding her emotions well and lacking any form of lips. You could easily tell that Tyr'ahnee was not exactly happy and was, in fact, even a little furious if that angry scowl was anything to go off of. Yet... for some reason, you could tell she was up to something as her eyes darted back and forth in her skull, glancing at you briefly for a few seconds as she whispered something under her breath. Whatever it was, you could only assume it was either **** threats or plans to make **** threats.

As the two of you stood in the room as it was filled with awkwardness; and you felt that you could have cut the tension with a knife if you wanted too. Something was going to have happen, and you could already feel in the pit of your stomach that whatever it was, it wasn't going to be anything good. Seeing no other choice, you choose to take a leap...

Yet... Just before you were about to open your mouth!

Put on your Sunday clothes. There are lots of worlds out there~!

"Gah!?"What on MARS!?"

You and the lovely Queen were immediately assaulted by what appeared to be an entire army of small little robots that floated around each of you, poking, preening, and making offhanded complements. As the lights in the room suddenly went up a few notches, changing from a dark room to a far more well-lit daytime setting. Which did nothing to avail the sudden **** of the little robots that began to groom both you and the Queen. Much to both of your personal ires and needless to say didn't take long for you to merely try smacking some of the annoying little pests off of you.

Which resulted in you having very little success as the flying little robots we just dodged and avoided your blind swings. With that feeling, you made the next best decision in your mind, which was to run! The thing is, it appears that you are not the only one with this idea, as the Martian Queen soon followed suit after she saw you immediately begin to flee from the annoying little pests. Resulting in the two of you immediately ending up in the only safe haven that was closest to the bed, that being the tubelike elevator that connected the captain's quarters to the rest of the command tower.

"What the devil was that?!" Tyr'ahnee whispered as she panted for air with wide eyes as she leaned against the inbuilt handrail that existed in the clear glass tube elevator. You were not doing so much better yourself as you leaned against the door of the elevator, panting and wheezing slightly to yourself from the sudden action of having to fight off and run from the little pests, that despite not meeting you, harm, certainly shocked and surprised you.

"Grooming robots... They're activated every time the captain gets up. And considering the fact that we were in the captain's quarters, they must be assuming that we're the commanders of the ship." You explained as you turned to face the Queen, who was in a bit of a disheveled state from the robots getting their robotic mitts on her. As her hair was half wet, she had her face covered in messy red lipstick and was had her purple tank top slightly torn. She honestly looked completely hilarious. That said, you probably weren't looking much better, as you felt your hair shorter in certain areas and easily felt the hot moist foam of shaving cream all over your face, and you could feel that a part of your shirt was ripped off by one of the masseuse bots.

The two of you sat in silence for a few seconds drinking in both of your equally ridiculous-looking appearances. As the tension had suddenly returned, but…

*Snk!*

As quickly as it came, it went as Tyr'ahnee didn't need to have lips for you to know that she was smiling at your ridiculous appearance. As she gave out a rather unladylike snort before slowly developing into a small flurry of giggles. You were much better, as after hearing her laugh, you followed suit and began to chuckle yourself lightly. Eventually, the laughter died down between the two of you and seeing a chance to break the tension between the two of you permanently.

"I'm Oscar." you introduced yourself with an opened hand extend and a disarming smile, to which the queen returned and extender her own hand as she gently shook yours lightly.

"Tyr'ahnee, Queen of the Martian Empire."

"So, breakfast?"