Paddle on a Pole Match

The chart whirls around making a clicking noise when it passes every match type. The girls can’t get a great visual on where it’s going to end up until the chart slows to a snails pace and the anticipation builds. Both competitors’ eyes follow in a circle as the chart slowly ticks by I Quit, Bra and Panties, and almost stops on Wedgie from the Rafters Match, until it makes its final resting place on Paddle on a Pole Match. Sasha and Alexa shift uneasily knowing what this gimmick match is. It was a staple in the attitude era. As stage hands remove the table and chairs and chart from the ring, Jojo gets into the ring with a mic and paper in hand. She begins to read off the match rules.

JOJO: The following match is a Paddle on a Pole Match and it is for the Raw Women’s Championship! The loser of this match will also be sent to Smackdown. The match rules are as follows: The object of the match is to be the first to grab the paddle hanging off the top of a long pole which is being secured to a turnbuckle. Then the winner is decided when the competitor uses it to spank the other until they give up.

Alexa and Sasha both instinctively reach and touch their own asses upon hearing the rules. Stephanie gets bored and leaves the ring and calls for the bell to ring to start the match, She then walks to the back.