Oww my Bat Balls

It's a month after Michelle and I met with the Vampiric Senate, the only thing that I'm at liberty to divulge about that is we all had fun seeing the sights of New Orleans. Sorry but we vampires do have our secrets.

I'm flying kind of low and not paying attention when I get stuck in a volleyball net! These four girls I'm guessing around nine years old are playing volleyball by the light coming from the back porch.

They free me from the net and do the little snots let me go on my merry way? Oh no. Two of them hold my wings spred out while the other two take turns flicking my little bat balls with their fingers.

"Heh heh! Listen to it scream!" And " Flick it's nuts again Jenny!" This hurts! Yeah that's right, laugh it up you little shits. You're so lucky the vampiric code forbids the harming of children.

Thankfully one of the girls mother comes out and sees what's going on." Kimberly Karen Rodgers you let that little creature go this very instant!" They put me down on the ground. The mother then makes the girls go back into the house while grabbing her daughter by the earlobe and dragging her in the house.

For about a minute my nuts are still too sore for me to fly. Those little bitches are so lucky one of their mothers showed up, another second of me getting my nuts flicked I would have bit one of their asses. Not hard enough too cause any real harm, just hard enough so I could get away.

While my nuts are still a little sore I fly away then land where no one can see me. I turn back to human. My balls still hurt a little so I massage them and when I feel well enough I fly on. You can bet I'm flying higher and paying more attention now, I have half a mind to report those brats to the ASPCA!