Overcrushing a dudebro

Tom spent some more time in the break room, but it got boring too relatively fast. There was little chance that someone else he’d want to mess with would come here right now. Claire maybe? Nah, she was only fun when she wanted something from him and was relatively boring otherwise. Abby? At the moment, he wanted to get on her good side. Angélique? She would probably not come here by herself, and he didn’t want them to have more unpleasant interaction than necessary before their date.

"Hey, dude! You’re alone in there?"

Oh, right… There was always Tyler. As fun as fucking with his life was, it meant enduring his presence, though…

"Yeah, my escort canceled on me at the last moment." Tom replied in the most serious tone. "Can you believe it? I wanted to introduce her to our coffee machine."

Tyler chuckled. The old guy couldn’t tell whether he was trying to get on his good side or genuinely found it funny. Who can tell with those annoying frat boys? "Do you really need an escort?" he asked, walking toward the vending machine to get some protein bar. "You’re still in the game after all! I didn’t believe you the other day, to be honest. But after yesterday… now the whole building knows you’re fucking Janeece!"

Tom couldn’t help but grin. Tyler being honest with him? It would be a first. "Told you. Wisdom, experience and a hot bod like mine are the keys to get all pussies." and a little help from a possibly magical or even demonic device in your phone, he thought to himself.

The annoying idiot burst out laughing, then sat next to him without being invited. "No, but seriously, how did you do that? You know she’s also with Brandon, right? He’s seriously pissed, by the way. And… no offense, but Janeece is kind of… well… She has standards."

Did this moron really think saying ‘no offense’ would make his words not offensive? Even if he should theoretically be right? "Why are you asking? Do you also want to get in her pants?" Tom asked without really showing much interest.

Tyler hesitated before replying "Well, I would probably be able to if I wanted to. But Brandon is a bro, you know? You don’t do that to your bros. I mean, he’s my bro, not yours, so you didn't do anything wrong. But me?"

Ok, that was actually interesting. Not this bland statement about fake bromance which was somehow still going on despite him having already clearly tuned out, but the hesitation. Tom got his phone out and sent a simple text to his younger coworker.

• When I ask you a question, always answer honestly and without trying to hide anything from me.
• Okay dude

He suddenly interrupted the tirade. "Did you already try something with her?"

"Yeah." Tyler replied bluntly. "She turned me down and said she was already seeing someone."

"How long ago?"

"Two months and a half." the former frat boy replied, a look of confusion on his face. He seemed surprised by his own honesty.

"Everyone knew Brandon and her were seeing each other, by this point, right?"

"Yeah…" he admitted reluctantly. "I thought I had my chance anyway. The fact that she would be cheating on him was sort of a bonus. Like a prank, you know?"

Tom was the one chuckling now. "What about the other girls in the company?"

"I’ve had a one time thing with Luisa one night when we were drunk. I had my eyes on her for a while already. I rocked her world and since then she can’t stop eyeing me, but I’m not making a move. She has to be the one to ask so she realizes I’m in control of the situation." he assured with a fake smile.

"Is that true?" Tom asked abruptly.

Tyler’s face dropped and he suddenly looked like a sad little boy caught red handed after a lie. "No… She sucked my cock, I came too soon and then I couldn’t get hard again. I tried to pleasure her with my mouth, but she said I was so bad she thought I was doing it on purpose so she would put an end to it. I don’t remember anything afterward, I think I fell asleep. Since then she has always refused to talk to me."

God, it was so pathetic Tom almost felt pity for him.

Almost.

"What about the others? Did you try anything with them?"

"Before this happened I used to flirt with Claire whenever I could, but I think Luisa told her and since then she always avoids it. She… She even has this look of pity in her eyes when it happens, I hate it! I’ve tried my luck with Abby, but she rejected me immediately because she knew I had a girlfriend. And she told me even if I dumped her she wouldn't be interested in a guy who wants to cheat on her girlfriend. And Sandy is uh… She’s completely oblivious to any of my openings."

Tom frowned. "You’ve tried to fuck my Sandy?" He didn’t think he would be so possessive over the petite Asian girl, but he couldn’t stand the idea of this asshole playing with his toys.

Tyler shivered and retreated in his seat. "I… I… I thought she couldn’t be satisfied with you alone." he whimpered. He wanted to add something else, but he probably realized nothing could help him look any better in this situation. Especially since he just admitted he already knew at the time the two of them were having sex.

The older guy stared at him, fulminating. He knew Tyler could without a doubt crush him with a hand behind his back, and he would probably be able to do so even if their ages were reversed, but he really wanted to punch him through the wall right now. He pressed his fist repeatedly to calm himself down. After maybe a minute, he asked in a more quiet tone "You didn’t talk about Angélique. Did you try anything with her?"

"Are you crazy? Ms. Girard is in a league of her own, we’re insects to her! And she may even fire us if we tried anything!"

Tom silently went to his phone’s photo library and searched through it. He then stood up and showed Tyler the picture of the sexy French secretary, topless and smiling.

"It’s Mademoiselle Girard." he said coldly. "And she sure is out of your league."

Tyler’s eyes widened and started going from the screen to Tom’s face and back. His expression was a mixture of incredulousness and fright. He almost jumped from his chair when the older guy moved again to take the screen out of his view and walk away.

Then some subconscious thoughts started going through his mind…

• You won’t talk to anyone about the picture I just presented you or the conversation we just had. From now on you respect me so much for laying so many beautiful women that you’re afraid of angering or annoying me. You’re obsessed with the picture of Angélique and you will get hard every time you think about it. Whenever you will be in her presence, you will be unable to stop looking at her tits or ass and fantasize about her. However, your fantasies will never be about you having sex with her. Instead, you will picture me fucking her in front of you while we’re both mocking and diminishing you. If she ever touches you or speaks directly to you, you will instantly cream your pants. Don’t ever try to have sex with anyone in this company again, you’re convinced all of those women will end up in my harem and something bad will happen to you if you stand in the way. As for Sandy, you don’t even dare to look at her body or face, or speak in her presence.