Outraging Public Decency !

Debbi was a bit bored. Sure, the hotel couldn't be faulted and the sun never ceased to shine but she was lacking company. She had donned her skimpy thong style bikini and waltzed around the pool and under the outdoor shower to give the paparazzi what they wanted. But now she had nothing else to do.

"Hey, you're Bimbo WAG aren't you ?" a loud northern voice called out. "Might be" Debbi replied noncommittally. "Thought so, I'd know those tits anywhere ! Of course you'll recognise me." The lad sat down on the adjacent sun bed. Debbi looked blank. "Joey the Stud, off of Boys From The Potteries !" he elucidated. Debbi groaned. It seemed like every region of the UK had its' own reality show stuffed full of himbos and bimbos. She suddenly felt rather ashamed of WAGs Go Wild !

There was nothing too objectionable about Joey. He was certainly well put together and obviously spent a lot of time in the gym. But Debbi quickly grew tired of his self obsessed patter. When he went to get some more soft drinks from the bar, there being no **** available here, Debbi rolled over onto her front intending to pretend to be asleep on his return. She risked undoing the clasp on her bikini top to avoid getting too many tan lines.

Debbi sensed Joey's return but kept her eyes closed. With a shock, she suddenly felt ice cold water being poured onto her back. She shot up with a shriek, leaving her bikini bra on the sun bed ! Joey swiftly scooped this up and began prancing around with it. Debbi tried to shield her tits with her arm. "Give me that back you idiot, you know they don't allow topless here" she cried. It only took maybe ninety seconds for her breasts to be covered once more but the escapade had not gone unnoticed !

Joey seemed intent on remaining as Debbi's poolside companion for the rest of the day. She tried to engage in some polite conversation but there was little common ground and she found herself drifting off into an afternoon snooze. She was having a mildly erotic dream. She dreamt that someone was massaging her clit just the way she liked it. She gave a soft moan of pleasure and then woke with a start. Somebody was massaging her clit ! Joey had worked his fingers under her bikini bottoms !

Harry and Lawrence were sitting bemusedly studying the tabloid headline for the fifth time. Bimbo WAG arrested in Abu Dhabi for outraging public decency ! "I guess I'd better catch the next plane out ?" Harry sighed.