Out on the Town

Jack had his driver head to the small upscale shopping district right outside the wealthy neighborhood. The first thing he saw was a reporter interviewing the owner of a toy store.

He had his driver pull over, so he could get a closer look. Apparently the toy shoppe had just opened.

Jack sighed and made a change.

Now it was a sex toy shop, and the owner was dressed more appropriately.

"So we are here with Sabrina. Sabrina, you gave me a wireless vibrating anal plug. I must say it's a bit a tight fit. I'm glad you had lube, but it's a bit...it's heating up."

"It's an all-natural, edible mixture of olive oil and essence of jalapeno, but not too much," said Sabrina. She held up the remote. "Ready?"

"I guess."

Sabrina turned on the anal plug.

"Oh my god!" said the reporter. "Oh my god! It's....oh my god! It's vibrating and gyrating!"

"Yes, yes it is."

The reporter turned back to the camera. "I'm...Kerri McMahon...I'm uh...I need to get his back...back to you guys!"

"We're clear," said the cameraman.

"Oh my god! I'm...oh god...I'm having an orgasm!" cried Kerri.

Jack walked on until he came to a yoga studio. He entered and saw six women doing some sort of warm up affirmation or something.

"Hmmm."

"That's better." Jack made himself naked and walked in. "Ladies, I'm your instructor for this session of nude, sexual yoga."