Out of Money

"You know June... I don't have much money to purchase something for stimulation, but I was wondering if you offered any sort of assistance in applying vaginal secretions to my privates."

June gave me a patronizing look. "I'm sorry Mr. Fortune, but no one on staff can provide that service, but if you don't have money I can recommend a sex shop down the road which sells quality products at a lower price. Would you like their address?"

I don my stupid girly jeans once again and head back to the front desk where June's attractive assistant writes an address for me and a cute little map on a sticky. She has cute pixie-ish manner as she hands it to me with a wink, "There you go hon'." As I walk out I notice a phone number on the back and shove it in my pocket for safe keeping.