To the Sex Shop

I pull up to a glowing sex shop on 3rd called "Paradise". Roughly $10 of console change jingles in my girly pockets. Why do they make them so small? "Welcome to paradise." says the female goth nonchalantly reading a magazine at the front desk as the door chimes. I meander to the dildo section and start to balk at the price tags on some of these toys. $50, $80, $100 for dildos. Really? The cheapest one is 30 bucks so I grab it's pink pulsing thickness and ponder my plight. I clearly don't have enough for the toy so I eye the door. Could I steal this?

I turn to look back towards the register and the girl is gone. Maybe that is my chance. I turn back towards the door and the girl is standing in front of me wearing a mesh shirt that very clearly shows her pierced tits. "Can I help you?" She cocks her head and looks at the dildo, "Looking for something to pleasure your rear? I don't judge, lots of dudes swing that way and the base model does the job. I should know. I've used most of the toys in the store. I'm even using one right now." She lifts her black skirt to show a small pink string of a pulsing vibrator poking out of her black thong. "So..."