Out And About (1)

We cut to Trish stood in front of a non descript wall obviously outside somewhere.

“Woo, welcome people to the best part of the show, cos it’s my part!” Trish bounces in front of the camera barely able to keep her excitement in check. “Unlike Holly whose idea of exercise is walking from one side of the stage to the other, I’m out somewhere in the UK outside the house of one our lovely audience members in the studio. Now all you guys have to do is figure out if it’s your house I’m at.”

“Firstly, I do more than walk across the stage and I’m pretty sure your little legs didn’t walk anywhere instead you let someone drive you there,” replied Holly, “Secondly how are our lovely audience going to figure out if it’s them?”

“We’re going to have a little elimination game,” said Trish, “All you guys have to do is stand up, and I’m going to read a series of clues, if the clues don’t refer to you then sit back down. Are you guys ready?”

“C’mon everyone up,” called Holly, “Evil Trish is making you stand up not me, everyone up good.”

“Ok,” said Trish, “stay standing if you have a car”

we cut back to the studio where we see a few people sit down but not many,

“Now, stay standing if you want a new car”

Cut back to the studio and nobody moves

“Come on Trish,” taunted Holly, “We’re going to be here all night”

“Now this is the big one” continued Trish, “stay standing if you are willing to risk damaging your current car to win a new one.”

Back in the studio, several people sit down.

“Trish! What are you doing?” shouted Holly, “What if our contestant sits down?”

“Did they?” replied Trish

“No he didn’t thank god”, exclaimed Holly, “but what would you have done if he had?”

“Eh I’ve always got a back-up plan,” teased Trish, “Now as Holly let the cat out of the bag, our contestant is male so all women sit down, oh and I’m in Scotland, so unless you live in Scotland, sit down”

Back in the studio more people are sat down leaving only half a dozen

“Finally, your final clue, sit down if….” Trish was enjoying this and was elongating the process as much as possible, and then motioned for someone to join her on camera“sit down if. You’ve never shagged this woman!” A gorgeous redhead appears on camera grinning widely.

Back in the studio everyone has sat down apart from one man. “Curtis, I hope?” asked Holly of the man bright red standing in the audience, he nodded. “Come on down then and join me on the sofa”