Curtis Joins Holly On Stage

“Thank you Nat, we’ll grab you again shortly” said Trish walking away from the woman, and walking towards Curtis drive, “Now Curtis, you’ve already said you’re willing to risk your car for the chance to win a new one, so lets see it.” The camera pans around to show a nice sparkling new car. “All you have to do is answer 5 questions that my lovely assistant Holly will be asking you, get 3 right and you win the car, but for every question you get wrong we destroy a bit of your car, what fun”

“Thanks Trish,” said Holly through gritted teeth, “now Curtis, I take it you were surprised not only to be be chosen but also to see Nat on the big screen, do you want to tell the audience who Nat is?”

“Well she’s a girlfriend, well fiancé really. We broke up about a year ago.” he replied

“Oh dear, how embarrassing for you,” teased Holly, “we’ll have to speak to my assistant Trish about her guests but I’m sure we won’t be seeing her again. Now I’m going to ask you 5 questions about cars, get it right and you’re one step closer to a new car, get it wrong and well…what happens Trish if he gets it wrong?”

“If he gets the first question wrong,” replied Trish, “his nice car loses it’s lights front and back”

“So no pressure here,”Said Holly, “First question, Your prize car is an Audi, but how many rings are in it’s logo?”

“Five” guessed Curtis

“Let’s have a look”, said Holly as the feed cut back to outside Curtis house, and the prize car the logo clearly has 4 rings. “Not a great start, sorry, but Trish, time to do your thang!”

“Actually Holly I’m not going to do anything,” Nat walks back into the picture now wearing safety gloves & goggles whilst holding a large hammer, “Nat, as Holly so politely puts it, do your ‘thang’”

Nat takes the hammer and smashes the front headlights on Curtis’s car as we get a split-screen showing his horrified reactions, she take both headlights out then goes round the back and finishes the job by taking both those out as well.

“Don’t worry, you can still come back from this”, said Holly, “second question, this time for your wing mirrors, Which weekly UK automobile magazine refers to itself as ‘The World’s oldest car magazine’?”

“Autocar” replied Curtis, a lot more confident.

“You on the board”, cheered Holly, “see you can do this, now next question is for the bonnet, Which luxury auto company was named after the founder of Detroit?”

“God knows”, said Curtis, “I don’t know Americans, er, Ford?”

“Sorry nope, it was Cadillac, good try though, Trish back to you!”

“Right Nat,” said Trish, grab your sander and go to work on that bonnet, go on girl get your frustrations out.” Nat took these words to heart as she was having a great time sanding down the bonnet, after seeing the drastic colour change of the area she sanded she decided to get creative and sanded the word DICK on the bonnet.

“Well someone clearly has issues, I can see why you dumped her” said Holly, “Now it all on the line, this next question is for the Windscreen plus if you get it wrong then you lose your new car as well. Kia Motors Corporation is South Korea’s second-largest automobile manufacturer, which is the first?”

“Erm I don’t know Toyota?” said Curtis.

“Oh, I’m so sorry,” said Holly, “The answer is Hyundai, Trish back to you”

we cut back to Nat holding a sledgehammer and before Trish can speak she smashes the windscreen. “Someone is certainly enjoying themselves here”, said Trish, “you’ve lost your new car the only thing left is try and avoid us ruining your old one any more. If you get the next question wrong then Nat gets to take several cans of oil based paint that is near impossible to get off the car and pour it anywhere she wants on or even in the car”

“Now Trish” replied Holly, “Can’t you give Curtis a break, how about an incentive to get the last question right?”

“You mean apart from saving his car?” teased Trish, “Ok, because I’m the nice one if he gets the question right instead of Nat pouring the pain over the car, I’ll pour the paint over Nat instead that sound fair?”

“What I neve..” Nat started as the camera cut away.

“Sounds fair to me, a nice bit of **** up for grabs here”, said Holly, “Does that make you feel better?”

“Yeah let me gunge that bitch” cried Curtis.

“Woah calm down there boy,” laughed Holly, “you need to answer this final question first. The Lada is manufactured is which country?”

Practically before she finished speaking Curtis jumped in. “Russia, Russian Federation whatever, Russia.”

“Ok so somebody’s confident with that one” laughed Holly, “Trish is he correct?”

Trish is stood next to a rather unhappy looking Nat who has removed her gloves but kept the goggles on. “Well Nat, you came here tonight for **** on your ex. You got it but now it’s time to pay the price.”

Trish picked up a can on blue paint and slowly poured it over Nat’s hair, turning the auburn locks into a solid blue mess. She brought the last of the tin forward so that it dripped on her face, partially covering her goggles. Next Trish picked up a tin of Red paint and starting on her left shoulder starting to pour that over Nat. The thick paint slowly poured out and oozed down Nats body. Trish slowly moved the tin-can, so that the paint slopped down Nat’s front coating her cleavage before pouring down Nat’s right hand side. Finally Trish stepped back, picked up a can of white paint and just threw it at Nat, splattering it all over her front.

“There we go Curtis, as promised, one painted lady”, laughed Trish as Nat just stood there wondering how on earth she was going to be able to get enough of the paint off to drive home.

The camera cuts back to the studio where a far more happy Curtis is shown on the sofa