Our world, in the hands of a guy

...who had an odd world that he dreamed up. The world he created was our Earth, except it's reality is 10s of 1000's of years in the future, but they seem to live a life very similar to what ours is obstensibly. The truth of the matter is in their history tens of thousands of years ago, the date being tomorrow for you and I, an event called "The Happening", well happened. and all the trees started attacking mankind with crazy leaf hormones...this would still be better than that piece of cinematic masterpiece, if that was the story I was writing. Who am I or any of us to trash M. Night Shalaymamlala...man? If Speilberg made adapted Attack of the Killer Trees, he could talk some shit or who's an author? That Nickelodeon actress who isn't Ariana Grande, who writes books now, she'd have a leg to stand on. Me, someone who writes too much sissification erotica, writing about the trees attacking, only works in a blowbang forest and only a writer. So aside from being a sissification tale starring someone who is my avatar for all intents and purposes, I'm sure you're all wondering how will the main character be turned into a double-double-double penetrated, double dime piece, with at least double J's, okay Gs, because my back hurts now, get at least double the amount of silicone recommended for a breast implant, injected into her dick pillow lips(that's way too much, and just a joke). Here you go...