Our Wrestling History

You are 5"3 and 125 lbs and are really just a standard looking woman from Korea in her early 40s. The skincare routine keeps you looking young though the stress of being a doctor has certainly taken his toll. John is 5"9 and 170 lbs and because he discovered moisturizer still looks pretty youthful for a man of his age.

You wrestle on special occasions a few times a year, but have never won. The rules are pretty simple: no striking or doing anything that could really cause harm to the other person. The first person to make the other submit wins. You love each other so nobody has ever broken the common sense rules.

Last year, you decided that having one child was enough and so John decided to have a vasectomy. His birthday was coming up which meant you would humor him with some wrestling. It was the same every year where you would tussle around for a bit, then he would win and you would have some standard sex.

This year though John suggested a change to the rules...