Orientation

The twenty-some-odd freshman and sophomore students all file into the auditorium, each taking their own seats. Doctor Taylor takes the stage, picking up a microphone as a slide show appears on the screen behind him. "Gentlemen, if I could have your attention," he says calmly, and the room instantly quiets. "Allow me to formally welcome you once more to the Alpha and Omega University of New York. You are all here for one purpose, and that is to find the role you are meant to fill in society. The University, since its inception in 1404, has proven to be a tried and true system for determining what best suits a man's future. Now, if you'll bear with me, I'll go over the campus layout."

He clicks a button on his wristwatch, and a top-down map appears, showing the entire campus, complete with a legend. "These maps will be available everywhere you go, for those of you who are easily lost. To the northern most part of the campus, you have the sports complex. We offer playing fields for baseball, tennis, football, track and field, cross country, swimming, diving, wrestling, fencing, equestrian sports, you name it. If we don't offer it, we will soon, especially given the average campus population is around forty thousand students. As you are all apart of the early enrollment, you'll have a bit more time to fully settle in. From what I understand this year's class will be about five thousand six hundred. Alright? Alright."

He then picks up a laser pointer, and highlights a few various buildings. "We have dormitories spread out all across campus. They are available to all years, but once you choose your dorm, you won't be moving out without being given express permission by yours truly, and a good reason before hand. Here in the central campus, the, er, 'heart' of our school, you have the main class buildings. Psychology and social studies will be in the Building 1 to the north. Sex studies, building 2, west. You'll find the library in building 3, to the south, and in building 4, the east, is where we house our state-of-the-art dungeon."

You knew these next four years of your life were going to be very heavy on sex, but you'd no idea it'd be talked about so casually. It wasn't like your dads were prudes, hell, they didn't even bat an eye when they first caught you looking at porn, but it just simply wasn't a topic that came up frequently. To that end, you weren't even sure whether papa was the alpha, or daddy was; they just kept it all in the bedroom, and left you to figure things out for yourself.

Well, if you hadn't learned much yet, you were in for one hell of an education now.

Doctor Taylor continued on with pointing out other facilities; the recreation complex, the campus mall, the shooting and archery ranges, the horse pastures, the campus police headquarters, the hospital, and lastly various parking garages. You supposed you'd have to have your dads bring you your car from home one weekend, which would give you a chance to visit, of course. And who knew, maybe your endless search for a boyfriend at long last would finally pan out, especially given that was how it worked for your parents.

And then, Doctor Taylor flipped to one last side. "And now, students, I'd like to go over the code of conduct."