Order some food

"Some takeout I guess. No place to hang a tray on this thing."

"We got a couple of picnic tables," she points. "Your call boss. What'll it be?"

"What's good Max?" you ask with a smile, reading the name off her tag.

"All of it. The menu is on the wall pal," she answers with a hint of a sneer as she snaps her gum. "Want me to read it to you? Or can you manage that for yourself?"

You chuckle at her brassy tone, smiling at her. "Burger and fries I guess. And I'll eat at the table there, thanks. Sorry for not opening my eyes."

"You're not the first mope not to. No harm done, that's what I'm here for. You want something to drink? Shakes are good. Best in town. Strawberry? Be right up. Take a seat boss." She grins at you and snaps her gum before skating away, her short skirt flicking from side to side to show off her firm rump.

You smile and shake your head as you climb off the bike and take a seat at one of the picnic tables. The place is so retro it looks like a movie set but there's an authentic feel about it that suggests it's been unchanged for decades. You're still thinking it over when Max rolls up and stops, putting a tray in front of you.

"Here you go boss. Burger, fries, strawberry shake. Anything else you need?" she asks as she cocks her hip and snaps her gum. You catch the gleam of teasing intelligence in her eyes and smile back at her.

"This tough waitress act is just for show, right? Or am I in some '50s film?"

Her pretty face splits in a grin and she taps your shoulder with her order pad. "It keeps the lech factor down. And it's kinda fun. I figure if I'm gonna wear skates and a miniskirt I might as well act like a tough broad to go along with it."

"So the name isn't really Max?"

"Sure is. Short for Maxine. Which don't call me unless you want to be pulling a skate out of your ass. Eat up boss, you're food's gonna get cold." She gives you another grin and gum snap and swirls away, glancing back over her shoulder to see you checking out her ass again.

She'd be just what you need to blow Diana out of your system you think to yourself as you take a bite of the burger. Bold, brassy and confident, with few pretensions of academia. Probably a lot of fun in the sack too. Mid-twenties by your estimate, and to all appearances a healthy and unpretentious woman.

With a great ass and strong thighs you add. The kind of girl who could give you a hell of a ride.