Order Up!

I finally take a look at the menu, trying to decide what to eat. Pretty much everything here is good, but I probably shouldn't order anything too big.

I talk to myself as I choose. "Hmmm... Do I go for the mushroom and swiss? Maybe I'll just get the standard burger."

Olivia responded to me from the head of the table. "You should stick to your typical order, five western burgers."

Evan chimed in. "With extra patties, bacon, and sauce on each, can't forget that."

That's... a lot of food. It has to be a joke, of course, but the way they said it makes me pause and chuckle nervously. "There's no way I could afford that much food. And I don't think I'm quite that hungry."

Riley looked at me strangely. "Why would you have to pay for food?"

I look down at the menu, barely registering Luke's "She must be super drunk..." The words are swimming, but sure enough there aren't any prices on the menu except for the drinks.

Sarah returns with a tray of appetizers. Placing them on the table, she asks "Are we ready to order now?" She's right next to me, and her ass has fully captured my attention. Was it always that big? I'm too drunk to remember, honestly.

The other four people at the table order their food, each only asking for one entree. "And for you?" Sarah asks me. I blink, forcing myself to look her in the eyes.

"I'll have... Five of the double western BBQ burgers, with extra bacon and sauce. For sides I'll have two of them with mac and cheese, one with fries, one with onion rings, and one with green beans. And I'll have another margarita, too." I rattle off my order like second nature. The order that Olivia told me I would.

...Is everything I'm told becoming true? I'm far too drunk for this...