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Chapter 3
by shirasaya
What is your race?
Orc Male
The Orcish Race:
Orcs are a highly varied race, yet one thing remains constant throughout, and that is a warrior culture. It is often joked by many races including the orcs themselves, that they are born with weapons in hand. Their society revolves around strength and prowess, often resulting in highly meritocratic structures of governing and military. Their structures can vary from a traditional governing structure with monarchs or oligarchies, to what most consider to be a tribal structure. Their cultural customs are very strong, and foreigners must take note not to blatantly offend an orc. Take the accusations of being a barbaric race with a grain of salt, as the very definition of barbaric amounts to "Not Me". Though in the past they were suspicious of magic that wasn't that of a shaman, they have grown to appreciate and utilize the majority of arcane and divine magic.
Orc Males:
Orcish males are built for the kill, like that of an apex predator, but instead for that of an apex warrior. Their median strength is usually half again as strong as an average human. On average, they are slightly shorter than humans, but are much more dense, as their muscular structure is much more condensed than a human's. Their bones have tensile strength comparable to extruded aluminum, and their thick tendons and ligaments are stout. Their skeletal structure is heavier and stronger than that of humans, though not as strong and obstinate as that of a dwarf's. They heal at an astonishing rate, and are nigh on immune to the vast majority of diseases and toxins.
Orcs are natural craftsmen, and take to skilled trades like ducks to water. Laborers in orc society, are held in a much higher regard than that of most other societies, after all, you don't build an empire off the back of a philosopher. Orcish gender plays much less of a deciding role in social stratification, as orc women are usually just as strong and strong willed as the men.
If humans are virile, than orcs are simply prolific. Their seed is incredibly potent, able to impregnate several different races. The size of an average orc penis is 10-12 inches long, and with 6-7 inches of circumferential girth. Where the average volume of a human ejaculation can be measured in gills, an orcish cumshot can easily measure a cup or more, with their refractory period measuring in at a few minutes.
Orcs as a whole are often less talkative than humans, as much of their communication is nonverbal. Much of the nuances of orcish nonverbal communication and body language is mistaken for threatening countenances and an imposing figure. They are not inherently less intelligent than humans, but they are often wired to think in much more utilitarian ways than humans. Valuing and measuring the results of an action much more than the social implications of said action.
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D&D Adventures, Your way (Now Public)
Writers Welcome! NOW PUBLIC!! I was surprised to find that there isn't many straight up D&D analogues on this site, and I thought I could fill the niche well. All the one's I've seen are either very brief, or were projects that people got too ambitious on and quit with a story that was a mile wide and an inch deep. Closest thing I could find was on editthis' wiki style page, and the thread is pretty much abandoned aside from myself. So without further ado I present to you the generic D&D adventure (with some smutty twists)
Updated on Apr 8, 2023
Created on Jul 24, 2017
by shirasaya
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