Option 3: I Fought the Law

A few clicks later and the scenario is set as You wait expectantly for your roboslut to arrive. A few days later the doorbell rings and there is a car service waiting for you. You take the car service and it drops you off on a dirt road in the middle of nowhere. Your confused at first, but then you see the empty car waiting for you. It ‘s a little off detail, but to the untrained eye it looks like a cop car. You get inside and you see, that the keys are in the ignition, a police uniform complete with aviator sunglasses, and handcuffs with a small note that says PUT ME ON.

It take a few minutes to get on the uniform and you’ve just secured the handcuffs, when a familiar looking purple car and even more familiar looking redhead zoom past you. You hit the gas, and flick a switch that causes a siren to go off. It only take a minute before the chase ends and she pulls over to the side of the road. You get out of the car and slowly walk over to the car door.

As the car window rolls down you can see and smell the tangy odor of marijuana escape as your Kim, looks up at you saying “ Is there a problem officer?”

You keep a stern face as you say “ Step out of the car ma’am.”

She does so, revealing that she’s wearing some hip hugger, jeans and a purple grateful dead tanktop. Her eyes are wide, if not a little bit unfocused.

“Do you know how fast you were going?”

She gives a shrug, and you then make a show of searching her car as she yells “ hey you can’t do that!”

“ I have reason to belive you are under the influence of a narcotic and…” you pause as you easily find a small baggie of marijuana and a pipe on the passenger seat “ are in possession of a controlled substance.” You toss them items on the top of her car and then tell her “ Turn around ma’am.”

You hand cuff her and move her slowly toward you faux cop car, as she suddenly starts muttering “ oh god, oh god, my parents are gonna kill me…”

“ If you can’t do the time, don’t so the crime.” You say still trying to keep the ruse going.

You near the back of your fake squad car when she suddenly stops and turns to you, a pleading look in her eye as she says "Please sir, you have to let me go. My parent’s will kill me, please! I'll do anything!"

Anything?