Operation: Fuck Her With Your Dildo.

You might not be able to seriously hurt the Dark Elf's HP bar, but there's more than one way to skin an adventurer. If a creature or player's Stamina bar goes below 0, then they pass out. Any finishing move on a fainted adventurer instantly despawns them and awards XP. So if you can drain her Stamina and cut her off from the healer's buffs, you win!

Your plan is simple: get the Dark Elf naked, then use the evil shaky-stick you took from her (finders, keepers!) to pound her into submission and finish her off. If you happen to get a few nice trophies in the process, that's even better. You'd like the complete set of her rare, extra-lacy underwear for some living room decoration. Or maybe a pillow. You'll decide later.

Now that you've cut the healer off thanks to her content filter, you're all set. It's just you and a Dark Elf wearing nothing but panties, boots and a quiver. She shouldn't be complaining; you're completely naked, and you're just fine!

"I don't need that low-level leecher's help," Phaere says. She holds out her daggers. "One hit. That's all I need to cripple your move speed, fox. Do you feel lucky?" Duh, you feel lucky. Fox spirits always feel lucky. The Dark Elf lunges at you faster than you thought possible, managing to graze your tail. Your HP dips slightly, but she needs a clean hit to slow you. Lucky!

Now it's your turn to attack: you run away and dive into a pile of leaves. "No running from me, fox!" she shouts. "I'll track you down no matter where you are!"

There's no need for that. You leap out of the pile with something in your mouth: your newfound wooden shaky-stick. Her red eyes go wide as she sees what you're holding. "How did you... you STOLE it! Oh, my god! You fucking pervert!"

"What's it holding?" Ariel asks. "It's all pixelated!"

"N-nothing! It's not holding anything!" Phaere blushes a deep violet in embarrassment.

You bound towards her while she's distracted, bound up to her chest, and slam the now-active rod between her bouncing breasts. Time for the show!