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"Man, I wish those rules didn't exist" John muttered under his breath, remembering the friends he lost in the war. The beautiful woman looked at him askance for a second before simply saying "Done."

Realizing he had voiced his thoughts aloud, John suddenly grinned from ear to ear. "Really? Just like that, those rules of yours are just gone? Alright! I wish that you grant me an unlimited amount of wishes and since it looks like we'll be together for a while, you're going to need a name. I can't very well call you «Genie» all the time, so what shall I call you?"

"Your wish has been granted. As to your question, I do not know, master. My previous owners had many a name for me. Those would translate as ****, servant, bitch, whore, and dung beetle in your language." replied the genie.

Suppressing a laugh, he couldn't help but exclaim "Dung beetle? Seriously?" Wow, she must have had some tough masters. "Well, in the right situation, I might call you ****, bitch or even whore but for now, how would you like to be called Jennie? It's a pretty common name and won't be hard to remember for me.

"Now, for my second wish, could you take us back to 123 Yellow-Brick Road, Kansas City, USA. Second floor, first door in the right, that's my bedroom back home."