You get to the front of the crowd and the lead singer is asking the crowd why they are all laughing so hard, until he looks downs and sees a grown woman's naked red butt staring straight at him, and he too bursts into laughter.
"My daughter here is a HUGE fan! She never stops talking about how hott you are, and I still walk in on her kissing your poster on her wall!"
"MOM!"
"Oh shush! Mommy is trying to get you a meet and greet with your favorite celebrity! You should be thanking me!"
In a fit of laughter, he tells security to let us through as you're walked on stage, your mom turs around, revealing your ass to the entire audience, and your front to the entire band.
"What's that you have with you?" He asks... fuck.
"Mom, please don't tell him, please, I'm so sorry, make something up, I'm begging you don't tell him the potty is for me." you whisper to her.
"Ok I won't..." you sigh with the small relief that you will retain the smallest amount of dignity in front of the hottest man on the planet. Then...
"You will."
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