One pill makes you larger...

"Well, I'm certainly impressed," said Xander as he stared at the new, improved -- and more well-endowed -- Buffy Summers.

"Er, Xander, why don't you go get Cordelia and me a Coke?" asked Willow.

"A Coke?" said Xander. "But I thought you don't like Coke."

"Then get me a Pepsi," said Willow. "Now!"

Xander hastily left the room.

When he did, Willow turned to Wesley and said, "Now what do we do? The spell you just tried is obviously not going to do the trick."

"Well, perhaps some herbal remedy is called for," said Wesley. "Or maybe a pill."

"Maybe?" said Buffy, still feeling self-conscious due to her nakedness and the enormous breasts she had just received as a result of Wesley's last attempt to cure her size problem. "You mean you don't know?"

"Well, I could ask around," said Wesley. "I believe there's a local mage who has had experience with this problem."

"Why, Wesley," said Willow, "that sounds fantastic. Who is it?"

"I don't know for sure," said Wesley. "But according to Council records, it's usually recommended that Watchers in this area who are confronted with this problem should go consult some local woman named Alice."

"In other words, we should go ask Alice," said Willow, rolling her eyes.

"Yes," said Wesley. "Is that a problem?"

"Not if she's ten feet tall," muttered Willow.

"What?" asked Wesley.

"Sorry," said Willow. "Just thinking about some old song my mother used to play. So where do we find this Alice lady?"

"According to Council records, she lives just a few blocks away from the high school," said Wesley.

"Well, then," said Willow. "Let's go."

"Right now?" asked Wesley.

"Of course right now," said Willow. "You wouldn't want to be standing around stark naked on a tabletop if you knew of a cure, would you?"

"But Xander has not yet returned," said Wesley.

"All the more reason to go now," said Willow.

"I guess I might as well come along too," said Buffy. "Provided one of you can give me something to wear."

"Sure thing, Buffy," said Willow. "I think I have a handkerchief in my purse. Oh, wait. I don't. Will a piece of cellophane do instead?"

"But cellophane is see-throu --" Buffy started to say.

Then she said, "Oh, all right. At least it's better than nothing."