Who/What just showed up?
One of the adventurers, but...
You stage whisper "HIDE!" and everyone does. Shortly one of the adventurers, the only one you can identify from his body since he isn't face down or with his face smashed in, comes into view. He is not wearing nearly as nice armor as his corpse and has a dozen wounds which put him at about 8 hp, out of 100 or so, quite high level compared to you.
He stalks into the shop, looking for his body and it's no doubt extensive collection of healing potions, when he spots one of your, ~Still need a better term.~ hiding under a table. "Hello girly, you are an awfully long way from your restaurant... Want to have a little fun? I will keep you safe..." The jerkwad smarms at her reaching down to unbuckle his pants...
What's your play?
You come into being as a low-level monster, the kind heroes chew through like popcorn. You know the drill, whether you're a player yourself or an artificial intelligence, and you're sick of it. You set out on your own quest: to defeat the heroes at any cost (or at least be an epic boss somewhere down the line).
Updated on Mar 13, 2026
by Witmann
Created on May 11, 2015
by Cantalope