One final kick.

You notice the zombies position on the floor is quite peculiar. His ass is high in the air, his legs are spread, and his jean-covered balls are exposed.

Unfortunately for the zombie, this makes his big balls swing tantalizingly between his legs, and you simply cannot resist.

You charge up one final kick, and punt him right in his balls. His legs were the goal posts, and you kicked right between.

The zombie simply curls up in a ball, holding his balls as he tears up and moans.

How evil!