Once More, Into the Fray!

Your half-naked characters have respawned at the entrance of the forest, and this time, you take the lead. Using your memory, you recall where the bandits will spawn from, and confidently lead Lucas further into the woods, where you can hopefully get the drop on them. However, when your characters approach your destination, you find that they're nowhere to be found.

You underestimated this game. The bandits didn't spawn in the same place, and they've been following you and Lucas. The two of you are now completely surrounded. You yell to Lucas to start shooting, and he does. You dive in with your sword, and start hacking.

This time, the two of you do much better. The vast majority of the bandits fall to your blade and to Lucas' arrows, but by the time you have exhausted your resources, there are still four left.

They manage to grapple and disarm your characters. The both of you lose control of your heroes as you watch them get manhandled to two nearby tree-stumps, where they are **** to kneel and are held down, necks exposed.

The merciless outlaws who aren't currently holding your boys down grab up a couple of axes. You -and all of your friends- wince as you watch both of your heroes get executed by beheading. A prompt appears on-screen.

*Player Failure Number Two. Our Heroes Were Manhandled and Executed by Brigands. Please Remove Pants.*

You feel your heart start to beat a little faster as your friends jeer and shake their heads. Lucas is also looking pretty panicked as the two of you stand up. You take off your shorts and sit back down in your briefs. Lucas strips off his jeans, revealing a black pair of tight-ish briefs of his own.

Walter, of course, just has to chime in. "Dude, it's only the first challenge, and you're both literally down to your panties. Me and Rory beat this game without even losing our pants, and you two are about to have your wankers shown off to *everybody* playing this game!" He says, pointing to the camera lens on the console.

Lucas already has his hands cupped over his manhood. You look down at the outline of your own penis, visible through your briefs. Are you really about to suffer ultimate humiliation at the hands of a stupid game?!

Your Heroes respawn on screen. Your knight is bereft of armor, clad only in a black jockstrap but still wielding his sword. Lucas' archer has also been stripped to his jock, further embarrassing the both of you by putting your character's bare butts on display.