On the ground beneath Caramel (end)

As Texas closed in on the giant cow's butt there was a sudden snap and she plummeted downwards, seems all of her swinging back and forth had worn down the rope enough to cause it to break. Texas landed on the floor with a thump. "Well... That's not quite what I had planned, but it works." Though she was no longer hanging in the air, she was still tied up, so not quite out of the woods yet, but she could deal with a bit of rope. Something that was harder to deal with was a multi-tonne and very malicious bovine, that had noticed Texas' position.

Caramel simply lifted up one of her back legs and would attempt to stomp the weasel flat. Texas noticed this in time however and rolled out of the way of the descending hoof. This prompted the cow to try the same with her other hind-leg, which Texas would once again avoid. The two repeated this song and dance a few more times, but each time the sheriff managed to getting squashed like a bug. Eventually Texas had the pattern down to a point where she'd be well out of the way before Caramel had even managed to fully lift one of her legs. Clearly this dumb animal was no match for the wily sheriff.

However Texas would quickly learn not to underestimate the intelligence of beasts as she dodged one lifting leg only to notice the other leg had also been lifted upwards. Texas was momentarily confused how Caramel had managed this, until she looked up and saw the cow's ass rapidly descending towards her. Being far bigger than one of her hooves, there was no way Texas to roll out of the way of this one. With an earth-shaking slam she was flattened beneath the Caramel vast rear end.

Annoyed at the weasel's resistance, Caramel decided to really make her suffer, grinding her butt back and forth, smearing out the vaguely sheriff-shaped stain across the floor of the barn before giving a mighty push and letting loose an ungodly amount of gas. By the time Caramel had finished doling out punishment and stood back up, Texas was gone without a trace, either having gotten lost somewhere up the cow's cavernous butt-crack or just having been completely vaporized, nobody was going to bother checking which was the case.

THE END