On another day he meets Erza Scarlet

… I was remembering everything that had happened… and was currently having the resident mage gunslinger, Bisca; suck my dick as I sat back on a table.

Yeah, I thought it was kind of pathetic too, after having that guilt bombshell hit my head, I swore off sex for a couple of days, but of course, a green haired lady just had to walk in front of my eyes, I had been looking through all of the females around the guild, but I didn’t notice Bisca much when I was screwing Mirajane, she had went on a mission for a while so she just came in.

I had to say, she was just sexy in every sense of the word, and a black dress that went up to her thighs, mysterious face hidden under a cowboy hat, beautiful face and a shapely hourglass figure. All was simply too much temptation

Yeah, and that happened.

“Hey Najato, you're mating with Bisca now?” I looked to the side to see Happy standing on the table I was sitting on, looking over us like an interesting magazine page.

“Yeah, I couldn’t help it, she’s pretty sexy” I smirked as I felt her try to cram as much of my cock into her mouth with veal, before suddenly getting off.

“Sorry, but I kind of need to blow off a bit of steam right now” she said as I was then gently pushed back on the table, well, I would of if a glass wasn’t in the way.

“Urg!” I glanced to the side at the blue cat with wings, “Hey Happy? Can you get that please?”

“Aye! Sure thing!” A few seconds later I was sprawled back comfortably on the table, and Bisca was now peeling off her panties.

“So… what are you exactly blowing steam over?” I asked as she sat on my waist, teasing my cock ever so slightly.

“Well… you know my teammate? Alzack?”

I actually didn’t really know who the guy was; in fact, the only reason I managed to link the two was because they both used guns. Despite that, I nodded to her words.

“Well, to tell the truth, I’ve kind of have a crush on him” She then lined up her body with my member, “And I’ve been str-ESS-ing” she stumbled on her words as she was impaling herself over my cock, “o-over being a-able to tell him, GOD this is so BIG!”

Deciding to take charge a little, I rocked my hips a little, plunging her pussy firmly down on my length. She showed her approval of this by moaning deeply.

Kind of strange how she is telling me about her love life with another guy as she was having sex with me, but again in a weird sense, it was also quite arousing.

Once Bisca caught her breath, she started moving slowly up and down my cock, all the while whispering slightly and biting her lip in ecstasy.

“H-hey Najato? You’re dating Lucy right?” she asked, bringing me back to the conversation.

“Yeah, just before we joined Fairy Tail” I told her as I took a hold of her hips and helped them down as far as they could go, “Why?”

“W-well…” she blushed a little, “How d-did you two g-get together?” I found that I couldn’t tell the difference between if she was stuttering because of my large dick deep within her, or simply because she was embarrassed about asking for advice of how to seduce a guy she likes.

“Well… we just kind of came together on the spur of the moment” And magical earrings were part of the equation, I thought in my head, “I helped her with some jerk, and she asked how to repay me, before you know it, I asked her on a date. We've been together ever since”

I could tell she was slightly disappointed as she forgot to pull up when she fully went down, I rocked my hips again which woke her up with a startled gasp.

“What I think you should do is just, take the chance” I said, feeling slightly strange that I was giving advice on how to get a date when I failed at the endeavor for most of my life, “If you do nothing, it will be the same result as being rejected, only you’ll never know” THAT I learned from one of the novels Lucy was planning to write. Of all the things I thought I would do with these earrings I didn't think I would be a matchmaker.

“But enough of that” I said as I squeezed her thighs, “How about you tell me about this ‘letting loose some steam’, you must have had a lot of sex before right?”

I saw her contemplative face slip off to reveal a slight smile.

“O-only a few” she told me as she adjusted slightly in my grasp, “just some guys on the road to get somewhere, I u-used to take advantage of my sex appeal then”

“But…” she rose a little then slammed quickly down with a nicely timed thrust, causing both of us to hitch our breath, “They don’t compare to you in size…”

I smirked at the ego boost I obtained, I think I was really getting used to that comparison, I wondered briefly if the ‘it is normal for women to like big dicks’ got any lucky losers out there some girlfriends, if so, then you’re welcome.

“So when are you and me going to go on a date Mira?” I glanced idly to the right to see one of the senior wizards, Takaba or something, grinning at Mirajane with a few hearts coming out his pipe, mages sure liked to be dramatic.

“There’s one small problem with that Wakaba… well actually two” she looked over at me and Bisca with a bit of a lustful smile, “But the second one is…”

She then waved her hand and a pink circle swirled around her, and in a short moment, a fat elderly woman appeared wearing Mirajane’s dress…

Oh wait, that is Mirajane.

“You already have a wife” she spoke with the same cheery tone from before, which I was sure differed from the real thing.

“I hate it when you do that! It’s so creepy!” said Wakaba as he attempted to shield his eyes.

To be honest, if I had a wife like that I would probably flirt a little too, not to say that I think the guy had a chance.

“I wish I could drink in peace for once” I was slightly startled as I looked to the left at me at Cana, when did she start sitting there?

“Well, if you didn’t drink all day” Bisca remarked as she then looked back at me, giving a slight pleading face, I then realised I had nearly forgotten her, and then gave an apologetic rock and then settled back into pumping away at her again.

Over the course of the next few minutes, we switched positions to missionary, doggy style and then settled on simply fucking sideways, hefting her leg over my shoulder on the table as I stand.

“Hah! Ah! T-this is soooooo go-ah-od!” Bisca had been panting as she was enjoying my actions, I was interrupted mid thrust however as I caught a glance of Lucy with Loki, the Guild’s womanizer, and his hand was around her.

I felt my temper flare slightly, but I found that if I shouted something like ‘what are you doing to my girlfriend’, it would be the most hypocritical thing I could say as I was screwing the green haired woman in front of me.

It turns out I didn’t need to worry as Lucy showed clear signs of not being interested.

“W-wait! You aren’t a Celestial wizard are you!?” He jumped back a few steps as he looked at Lucy with fright.

“Yeah, she can summon fish and crabs and stuff like that” Happy interjected, I found myself stunned at those being the only things the Cat picked up on.

“Oh Noooooooo!” shouted the drama queen as he then hightailed it out, “Cursed fate why must you toy with me so, sorry my love but we can’t be together!”

I couldn’t hold it as I began laughing uncontrollably at the playboy as he ran away, seriously? You had no chance at the start.

“Oh hey Najato!” I looked to the side at Lucy, who was eyeing up our display with interested eyes, “You left early this morning so I didn’t know where you were, soooooo…”

She was obviously distracted by us so I decided to talk,

“So what was with Mr Playboy over there?” I jerked my head at the idiots exit, immediately; Lucy’s face fell into a frown.

“Don’t really know, Mirajane said he used to date a Celestial Wizard and it ended badly, don’t have to worry anyway, I bet he does all those compliments to compensate for something” I fell in love with the lovely mage again as she gave a cheeky smile.

“You know, I’m not surprised at that” I was about to chuckle again before Natsu suddenly crashed into Lucy and fell to the floor, if it wasn’t for the current position I was in I would have ran over to her, but Bisca had a strong grip with her legs.

“Hey Gray!” I shouted over to the guy, who obviously was the one who was brawling with Natsu before, “Be careful where your chucking that guy, Lucy isn’t as build as much for that!”

“Okay, sorry” he said in a totally not sorry way, “Natsu started it, I was just following through”

Yeah, that argument is effective for a ten year old…

Before I knew it, Natsu and Gray were up against each other again in a dick measuring contest, I heaved a sigh at their antics before returning to the patient cowgirl, I was nearly done anyway.

“BAD NEWS!” I jumped at the panicked voice, which unintentionally made another deep thrust into Bisca’s walls and caused her to cry out, and looked over at Loki who was standing at the doors.

“Hey! Can’t I finish without ANOTHER interruption!?” I was kind of getting fed up with this.

“It’s Erza! She’s back!”

My eyebrow rose slightly as I tried to recall who that was, she sounded familiar, but apparently it was bad as everyone then started to freak out over the name, even Bisca who was half out of it in pleasure stiffened and looked worried.

“Wow, just mention Erza and it scares everyone” Lucy said, echoing my thoughts.

“Well she is Fairy Tail’s strongest wizard and is more than a bit intimidating” Mirajane commented, not at all worried about the woman.

“Well if she isn’t as bad as when I met Lulu, I think I’ll be fine” I said, joining the conversation.

“Who’s Lulu?” Lucy asked me while Mirajane actually grimaced slightly.

“Ah… she’s an interesting person” Mirajane answered; while I just nodded, interesting was a way to put it.

I then heard footsteps, but they were heavy, and clanked on the stone floor, I actually quivered slightly as a giant horn of some kind came through the door, and the one who was carrying it was…

Kind of hot actually.

… What? I kind of gained a little bit of confidence with the earrings on; at worst she could glare at me.

“Wow, from these reactions you would think she was some demon or something…” Lucy said from beside me, “She actually looks… well” she blushed a little; I guess she was kind of influenced by the threesome we had on the train and with Mirajane.

With a loud crash, Erza set the giant horn on the ground, and looked over us all, “I have returned, where is Master Makarov?”

“She is really pretty” muttered Lucy, it seems this would be something to bring up in the future.

“Master is currently at the Guild Masters meeting right now” Mirajane answered her.

“I see” Erza said, before sweeping over the guild with her eyes again.

“So, what’s with that giant thing you’ve got there?” a random member asked her.

“It is a horn from a giant monster I defeated; the villagers were so thankful that they decorated and so I took it as a souvenir, so you have a problem with that?” her normal tone was replaced with a much more aggressive one as she glared openly, causing the guy, and several around him to say that they had none.

“Now listen up!” she shouted as she looked around, “As I was on the road I heard that Fairy Tail has been causing nothing but trouble as of late! Master Makarov may not care but I most certainly do!”

“Cana!” said bikini clad woman stiffened and set down her barrel of ****, “You need to control your drinking!”

“Vijeeter, take the dancing outside” she said to some guy in a black bodysuit”

“Bisca!” I stiffened as her eyes landed on us, or more precisely, Bisca, “don’t just sit there, if you plan to have sex with him, make sure you at least put some enthusiasm into it”

“Y-yes!” I then was taken by surprise as Bisca unhooked her leg from me and then sitting up and jumping on me, so that I was carrying her in my arms.

I decided to help her escape the scary woman’s wraith by cooperating and held her close to my chest as I thrust in and out of the woman.

“Now that is better” Erza nodded with approval before turning back to tear into the others.

I ignored that for now as I felt heat return to me as I banged the gun-slinging mage, the inactivity I had soon dispersed as we had a renewed, mutual vigour that was spurred on by the demands of a certain woman. I pumped her up and down my shaft, she cried out a little as the rhythm I kept seemed to make her jump into the air with the mere momentum I kept.

Before I knew it, I felt my balls tighten, Bisca, who was moaning softly at the pressure then gripped me tightly as I brought her down for the final time.

She screamed out load as I came deep into her, I felt myself relax a little at the release as I filled her up, finally, Bisca slumped a little and I let her slowly lay back onto the table, shuddering slightly as I drew out of her.

Damn, maybe I should make it normal for Erza to observe me having sex, if she can make it that hot by a few simple commands.

Looking back at the said Scarlet, as I remember her full name, I found that everyone was more shocked than scared now.

Did I miss something?