On a date…

Today is a big day for Matt. It has been almost 2 years since his last relationship ended, marking the last time he had been on a date. Matt's ex had told him and everyone else that the split was for a number of good reasons. That Matt needed to get a better job and take her on fancier trips, help out more around the house, the normal stuff...and Matt had believed it at first, thinking he had failed to provide. Until his ex moved out fully, and Matt accidentally found a journal of hers left behind in a trash bag. In it, Matt's ex laid out the real reason for their split...his tiny penis. The journal entries detailed disappointing sexual experiences, having to stifle laughter one time when Matt had gotten out of a cold lake and his penis had apparently disappeared, even her fantasies and temptations with attractive men at work, though she never admitted to acting on them.

But that was 2 years ago, and Matt had spent a lot of time forgetting about that and was ready to start dating again. If anything, he was just so sex starved that he couldn't handle being single anymore. He was getting pretty **** for sex , and wasn't thinking too clearly. So he decided it was time and setup a date with...