Ollie, a footballer

Eros drifted towards a large field where he could see movement. As he neared, he discovered it to be a football match. In what appeared to be some Sunday league match, the two teams were filled with young, athletic men. Sneaking into the changing room, Eros found the nearest drink bottle and emptied a vial of man milk into it.

Returning to the action, he noticed that a feeling of tension had coated the field. Unfortunately, it wasn't sexual. The blue team had won a penalty, with the gold team's goalkeeper, dressed in pink, standing ready. The blue player took a strike and the goalkeeper, with reflexes that a gymnast would be jealous of, saved the shot! Quickly kicking it downfield, one of the gold players ran downfield, taking the ball. Weaving past two defenders, he was one on one with the goalkeeper and goal! The crowd was uproarious, the blue team looked dejected and the gold team were bounding in joy. A whistle sounded, gold team wins! Even Eros was getting excited!

As the players filed into the changing room, Eros noted that the drink bottle he spiked was in the gold team's changing room. However, no one was touching it. As some players began leaving, Eros was getting nervous that he'd just wasted one of his vials, when cheers erupted in the room. Turning, he found the goalkeeper and goal scorer walking in, big grins on their faces.

"Great goal, Eddie!" One player said, clapping the goal scorer on the back.

"That was an amazing save Ollie!" Another player high fived the goalkeeper, "We're heading to the pub to celebrate, you guys have got to be there.

"Will do!" Ollie ensured.

"Wouldn't miss a chance to brag!" Eddie laughed, "Might find a nice snatch who likes a proper footballer."

Laughs and jeers sounded as the other players filed out, leaving Ollie and Eddie to bask in their glory. Ollie grabbed his bottle, the spiked drink, and took a long swig.

"Today can't get any better." He smiled.