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(Side Note: So I know this is ANOTHER sports one and originally it wasn't going to be but my Chromebook shut itself down and deleted my chapter, so I decided to re-roll characters and scenario and I got another sports one on my wheel. Honestly, I might just have the next few ones be sports just to get my creative juices flowing again.)

THE NEXT MATCH WILL BE BETWEEN...... JASMINE AND SKYLA AND ALOY AND KATNISS EVERDEEN VS. SONIA AND MULAN AND BATGIRL AND MIA FEY

They will be playing in the second of our sports series, Foot-oilet-ball. This game is played 4 v 4. The way it works is similar to normal football, except for a few things (some changes from the actual game are not listed here but are changed for narrative reasons). First, each girl will have their legs bound together, forcing them to bunny hop around the arena (naked of course). Secondly, the arena itself is completely muddy, which leads to some messy moments. And then there's the main attraction and namesake of the game, the ToiletBall. This ball is made out of human shit, and has a tendency to explode to various degrees after every play, all over the last person to touch it, covering them in a stinky surprise. If the offense scores, they win, and if the defense stops the offense, the defense wins.

The game starts out in the hands of Mia, at her own 20 yard line, who tries to run it. Jasmine tried to stop her, but gets clocked in the face by one of Mia's massive bouncing breasts. Mia trips and falls, covering herself in mud, and making the ball all the way to the 30 yard line. The ball only explodes a little bit (2/20), enough to cover the entire right side of Mia's face in shit, blinding her a little bit. Batgirl is quarterback next, and tries to pass it to Mulan. Skyla is waiting to block it, but Mulan shoves her away with her ass, bringing the ball up to the 40 yard line. Unlike Mia, Mulan gets a massive explosion (18/20), coating her entire body in a dense layer of poop so thick that you can hardly make out any details of Mulan's body. And Skyla got a nice mud coating after struggling to get up from the bump. Mulan is the quarterback this turn, and attemps to pass it to Batgirl. She is challenged by Skyla, but Skyla is no match for her Bat-Bust. Batgirl has now gotten them all the way to the 50 yard line. Batgirl's ball explosion (2/20) is about the same as Mia's. It is now Sonia's turn as QB, and she attempts to run the ball. This time Aloy goes for the stop, but is trampled by Sonia's busty-ness. This puts her team at the 60 yard line. Sonia's explosion is not nearly as bad as Mulan's, (11/20) but still manages to cover the entire top two third of her body in the stuff. It's now Mia's turn, and she tries to pass to Batgirl, and manages to get the angle right through the poop, but Skyla goes for the stop. This time, Skyla manages to deflect the ball. However, that means she touched it last, and consequently gets the explosion. It's worse than Sonia's was (14/20), this hurling mounds of poop at her, but she isn't covered super thickly in some places, meaning she still has some opportunity to make plays. Batgirl's turn as QB, and she tries to pass to Sonia. Sonia was ready for the pass, but the small amount of poop Batgirl had on her caused her to miss. Batgirl was the last player to touch the ball, meaning she gets the explosion. This explosion is very tiny and barely does anything, other than gross Batgirl out a little (1/20; 3 [2+1] total). Mulan is the next QB and she goes for a pass to Sonia. They manage to get the pass, and Sonia even tramples Jasmine on the way. 70 yard line reached, although Sonia gets hit with an explosion worse than her last (15/20; 29 [14+15]. She is not looking to good, and is even having some issues getting to the starting line. Sonia is the next QB, and attempts to pass to Batgirl. Her pass is fine, but Batgirl misses the catch. Sonia touched it last again, meaning more shit for Sonia. She gets a relatively small blast (5/20; 34 [14+15+5]), but still nothing to be scoffed at. It's more than a face-full of poop. It is now back to Mia to be QB, and she goes for a pass to Mulan. Mia's pass just barely misses, and that puts them at 3 fails. If they fail one more time before reaching the finish line the ball goes to the other team. Mia gets the explosion, and its about as bad as Sonia's last one (5/20; 7 [2+5]), covering more of her in poop. Batgirl is now the quarterback, and attemps to run the ball. She is met by Katniss, who gets promptly whacked in the face with some shitty titties. The ball is now on the 80 yard line. Batgirl gets the explosion, (20/20; 23 [2+1+20]) and it is worse than possibly imaginable. The only way to describe it is that Batgirl's entire world is poop right now. She tries to vomit but nothing comes out, as her everything is consumed by pure shit. Mulan is the next quarterback, and also goes for a running play. Aloy comes out on the offensive, and manages to catch her off guard, securing the team's fourth knockdown. Last thing before the end of the first section, Aloy gets hit by a massive explosion (15/20), coating lots of her body in the sticky stuff.