Oh no

I looked behind my desk toward the trash can.

Ohno

The... empty trash can.

No no no no no. Oh god! PLEASE NO!

I knelt down to take a closer look, it was completely empty. But that didn't stop me from tipping it upside down just to be sure. I chucked it down and grabbed my shirt closely, pulling it down over my body.

Oh god! The Janitor! She knew! She was waiting outside hoping to see something. Now SHE'S got my briefs!

Well, there's no way I'm chasing after her to get them back. "Excuse me Mrs Janitor, I think I left my underwear in your rubbish sack" Yeah, like that'll work!