Oh HELL no!

"...can I blow him up?" Megumin asked in a dead tone as they watched the smug little prick walking off.

"Oh, so VERY tempting," Kazuma started to agree. "But we ARE still in town," he continued, as if that was the only reason to refrain. "I have a better idea... Let's see if I'm lucky enough, and he's stupid enough to him to have anything incriminating on him..."

He then ran forward before his part could question what he meant, and whispered, "Steal!" The noble and his cronies thankfully failed to notice. Kazuma then looked at what he had gotten his hands on. It was a piece of paper, a Bill of Sale of sorts. He then started grinning sadistically as he read through it. 'Thank you, bullshit Luck stat!' "Oi, cheapskate fop! You dropped something!" he bullshitted.

"What!?" the noble demanded, indignant that a mere peasant had the gall to speak to him like that, turning bright red in his entitled fury... Before paling as he saw what Kazuma was holding. "Wha- that's mine!" he protested, surging forward to try and take it back.

"My my, how interesting, a bill of sale from a professional monster breeder... 100,000 Eris for an adolescent monster alligator?" Kazuma asked in mock shock as he danced backwards out of the noble's reach. "What would you want with a monster alligator I wonder..." He then put on a mock gasp. "No... Surely you wouldn't use it to try and commit Quest Fraud, would you? Why, if the police saw this along with the quest you hired us for, they would SURELY think that you never intended to pay us! They might even investigate that lake house... Hopefully you don't have an empty cage with bloodstains in it stowed away in there to further incriminate you!"

"Men! Get him!" the noble screamed in rage. The two charged, but Darkness, looking very unimpressed, stepped between the thugs and Kazuma, grabbed them both by the head and slammed their heads together, and they were out like lights. The noble paled and stepped back fearfully.

"So... What should we do with him?" Aqua asked, actually looking like a wrathful goddess at the moment. "I say we beat the shit out of him!"

"I vote blow him up!" Megumin piped up.

"We should turn him in and sue for our money!" Cremea chimed in.

"I vote D! All of the above, in that order!" Fio asserted to the more and more terrified noble.