Offer your towel

Within a few seconds, all the girls inside burst out of laughing at the sight of the freshly disrobed guy. He swiftly moved to cover his manhood, but that was way too late to undo the damage. All his girls were pointing at him with one hand and holding either their foreheads or their stomachs with the other while laughing and shaming him.

Girls (amidst an uncontrollable laughing): So that's the famous "spear" or your you have been telling tales about?! It seems, you only possess the tip of it now! When you said your exes would never forget the size of it, you didn't actually say because it was so small! Maybe even Gizkas have bigger ones than that!

Boy: I...! I...! I'm a grower okay...?! It'll be big enough later...!

Girls: Sure...! I do hope your fortune is bigger than this is! Guess what it would look like, had we not been in a warm sauna!

Usually you are the one to be humiliated, finally it's somebody else! What a relief...! But you know the feeling too well, to let it happen to anyone else. You can't allow this to go on like that any further. Without hesitation, you step to him and offer your own towel to provide some cover for him. He gratefully accepts it, wraps it around his waist.

Boy: Thank you very much, I don't know how would I have been able to survive the humiliation from these ungrateful schuttas! I paid for their holiday and now look at them! Maybe you too deserve some reward for your assistance...

Lana (as the boy is checking your body): No reward is necessary, I was only doing the right thing.

Boy: Nonsense! I could slip a few thousand credits into your wallet... After we have met privately in my room to "discuss the payment details"!

Lana (pointing at the girls): As I said, no thanks...! Besides, I do believe you are already having your entourage!

Boy: Ah, they are good for nothings! None of them would have shown me half the kindness you did a moment ago! Soo... A little time together for double the price, huh?

Girls: Hey, don't you dare to just forget us like that! We are literally standing next to you, while you are trying to court a new girl! Not to mention, you haven't paid for our offworld tickets yet!

Boy: Oh, they can't live without me for a minute now, can they...? Sorry lady, it seems my girls demand my attention in every single second! Perhaps an other time...! My room number is...!

Lana (interrupting): Don't bother, I'm fully booked with things to do here, no time for anything new.

You sit back down and watch as the boy reintegrates himself into the middle of the four girl's attention. There are no more embarrassing mentions of his humble size, thanks to you. When the 10 minutes session is over, they all head out like nothing had happened, except, he took your towel instead of his old one. You pick his up, which the door has recently let go of, then head to the exit to return to your room. It appears the door had damaged it and now it's filled with holes. You bring it back to the towel distributor droid at the entrance.

Droid (examining the towel): It appears you have made an unrepairable damage to the towel. This means, you have to be charged by the cost of it.

Lana: What? I wasn't the one who did this! It's that boy there outside, walking with the four girls!

Droid: Sorry lady, he has returned his in the same condition as it was handed out, yours though, appear to be damaged. Unless you have proof of his actions, you must be the one charged.

Lana: Ah, alright...! Add it to my room number, it's...

Droid: Sorry lady, property damage must be paid at the location it occurred, immediately.

Lana: But I don't have any credits on me right now! I was coming to relax...! At least allow me to call my friends to bring me some credits so we can solve this!

Droid: You are not allowed to make any calls, nor to leave this spot, unless the damage has been paid for.

Lana (rolling her eyes): And how am I honestly supposed to be paying if I don't have anything on my right now...?!

Droid: You do actually have something on you lady. I could accept that as reparation fee.

Lana: Wha...?! This is ridiculous...!

Droid: If you refuse to pay, I must activate the security systems, to **** you into debt labour at the Hutt massage section, until you have made enough profit for the hotel to pay for the towel.

Lana: Nonsense...! I won't be touching any of those slimy things...!

Droid: Otherwise, you must provide something worth the same amount right now.

Lana (after some contemplation): Okay, fine...! I'll give you my bikini top, just leave me alone already...!

You take it off after slipping your left hand underneath, not to show anything you don't want to. You toss it to the droid, who examines it. Some giggling is heard from behind you, but you refuse to pay any attention to it. When the droid is done, it proclaims:

Droid: It seems this piece of clothing won't make up for the full price of the towel.

Lana: Don't make me laugh! This is alone worth more than your stupid towel! It's made of water repellent Onderon silk and...!

Droid: Yes, but only half of the clothing is worth far less, than the pair.

Lana: ...

You have already given up your top, it couldn't be much worse now, could it...? Your tree house wasn't far, if you managed to be swift, maybe nobody would see you... But you sure will see the hotel management about the confiscation of your favourite bikini...! Not having an alternative, you bend over, quickly pull down your bikini bottom, toss it to the desk and place your other hand onto your crotch. While you were pulling the panties off, you heard a loud whistle from the background, but still refused to turn around. Better now know how many are seeing your bare butt right now... It could be only a couple... Maybe 2... Or a group of dozens...

Lana (angry and embarrassed): Here, are you happy now?!

Droid: Indeed, you have paid enough to cover the price of the towel. As a compensation for the combined price of the bikini pieces being higher than the towel's price, please allow me to grant you a bonus card, offering a free and private Dagobah mud therapy, which would cover the whole body and allow your skin to be revived!

Lana: Damn your bonus card, I'm out of here!

You dash out of the entrance towards your tree house, not looking back at all.