Offer to buy her another suit

It doesn't take long for you to think of a much better solution. "Since I ruined your bathing suit, why don't I just buy you another?"

"That's very sweet of you, but it's okay," she replies with a smile. "I just need to wash this one."

"No, please, I insist," you press her. "Let me do something for you, after all you've done for me."

"Well, if you insist... You're such a sweet boy, John. I'm so happy to have you back in my life." The kindness in her voice and in her eyes would be touching, if she wasn't dripping with your seed.

As Melanie goes to start the laundry, you check in on Greg and Hannah. Your new father has finished getting all the food ready, while Hannah is taking a nap. You chat with him for a few minutes, until Melanie comes back from the laundry room. You and Greg get changed into your bathing suits while Melanie loads Emma into the car. From there it's a short trip to the lake... But first you have to make a stop at the department store.

While Greg stays in the car with the baby, you and Melanie enter the store and head straight for the swimwear section. While Melanie gravitates toward the one-pieces, you have something different in mind.