Off to the sea to find Meranda

Anyone who has been around orc girls for long enough knows that they have a particular smell when they get sweaty. It's not a conventional BO smell, mercifully enough. Some have described it as resembling the smell of a particularly turmeric-heavy curry sauce. Those who would pursue an orcish girlfriend are advised to have a taste for such things, as the aroma can get pretty heavy when she gets really worked up.

You're getting a nose-full of this smell on your way down the docks. It's really putting you in the mood for a good curry. You discover the source of the smell in the form of a stunning orc chick working up a sweat unloading giant chunks of sea monster off of her boat. She's a deep-green specimen with her dark hair braided up against her scalp. In her shorts is a very spankable butt that is just peeking out the bottom of her leg holes when she bends over. In her vest is a very round pair of double-d's that could probably benefit from the services of a bra. She notices you and Daisy approaching, and wipes her spicy sweat from her brow.

"Hi!" you say. "Are you Jilli?"

"Yeah," says the orc. Her eyes go up and down Daisy, bemused. "What's, uh, what's her deal?"

"No deal," says Daisy, innocently crossing her arms under her naked breasts. "Why do you ask?"

"I understand that you're the girl to talk to about fishing for mermaids," you say.

"You want mermaids?" says Jilli. She's still confused about the naked dark elf, but looks willing to drop the subject. "I mean, I know where they are, but catching them is a whole other kettle of fish. If you ask me, it's too much trouble to go through for something that you can't eat or mount on your wall."

"We have much more important interests," you say. "We're going to pluck their tops of and ask them about the goddess that is hiding among them."

"We're trying to get all the goddesses naked, but a few ran off after Raider's Day," says Daisy. She grins wickedly, seeing Jilli blush at the mention of the new holiday. "Did you have a nice Raider's Day, by the way? Cute girl like you musta made quite a splash."

"I was lucky enough to be out at sea when my clothes vanished," said Jilli. "Got to keep the number of people who saw me naked to a minimum."

"Well, we'll try to turn that around a little," you say.

"What's that?"

"See, if you're having trouble catching mermaids, you're probably not using the right bait. And it's well documented that mermaids are very attracted to strong smells. So the plan now is to strip you down, get you good and sweaty, dunk you into mermaid waters, and then drag the nets over a school of mermaid girls. What do you say?"

Jilli's eyes widen, and she makes to run away, but you've already got her by the back of the shorts.