Of course he does.

(Author's note: Fair warning, weird furry shit ahead.)

This shouldn't be too hard. Just two pills with water - that was also the way his mother Anne took her aspirin. James had only taken the previous mass off pills with milk because he hated drinking water - it tasted like the inside of his mouth. Taking the two pills with him into the bathroom, James put them into his mouth and took a big gulp from the faucet to gulp them down.Sitting down on the toilet lid, he began jerking his stiffening dick, excited for the growth to come. Quickly, he had reached full hardness, but it wasn't his cock that was growing. Instead, the bulge below it quivered and quaked and then suddenly began to swell, taking James' still rock-hard dick with it, but all ideas of self-pleasure were gone from his mind. Horrified, he watched the changes wrought on his lower body: Within seconds, the lump had grown fist-sized, his twitching cock now slightly off-center and still gripped tightly in James' hand. Its tip had changed as well - the mushroom-like head was shrinking, the foreskin bunching together.

Much to James' dismay, the transformation was accompanied by a growing feeling of supreme pleasure. Trying to resist it, he wrenched his hand from his dick and gripped the toilet seat tightly, staring down at his shifting crotch. Soon, the growing lump of flesh had become big enough to be cupped by two hands - and thankfully stopped growing.

James' feelings of relief where short-lived, however, as intense itching broke out in three spots on the lump lightly resting on his legs. His hands shot to his crotch to scratch them, but as his hands made contact with the quaking flesh, its sensitivity made him gasp. Instantly, the itching was forgotten and James began rubbing and kneading the bulge, his breaths growing ragged with arousal. As he caressed and squeezed the quivering mass, the three itching spots began slowly bulging out.

Inch by inch, the growing, fleshy nubs pushed apart his fingers, but that didn't hinder James' ability to massage his new erogenous zone - in fact, the thickening protrusions added to the feeling as they were squeezed between his digits. Leaning back against the wall, James let his mouth hang slack in pleasure, deep sighs of bliss coming straight from the core of his being. Once the lengthening additions had almost reached the length and girth of his cock, James grabbed two of them and began jerking both off. The sensations traveled right into his head, making him dizzy with lust and causing him to buck his hips uncontrollably. The two unattended growths bobbed up and down wildly, smacking into the toilet seat and sending jolts of pleasure into his crotch.

"Oh god, I'm... I'm... mmmMOOOO!"

As the intense climax suddenly washed over him, fluid splashed all over the toilet seat from underneath James and drenching his ass, but he didn't notice. The thing in his crotch quivered and twitched, almost overloading his mind with the bliss it radiated out into his whole body. His whole body trembled and shook for what felt like an eternity until his orgasm finally subsided.

Once he recovered, dread began to seep back into his lust-addled mind. Looking down at his body, he saw what could only be described as an... udder... with four thick teats protruding from it. And why did his ass feel so... Getting up with a sticky 'squelch', James touched his butt and found it slick with... something. It was too thick for piss, so at least he hadn't peed himself, but then what was it? Probing lower and further forward, James soon discovered the source of the stickiness. His whole life he'd wanted to get his hands on one, but not like this! Between his legs, right behind his udder, James had grown a pussy, its swollen lips twitching in the wake of his orgasm.